Howard Stern: I Hate Pets

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  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    The power of Beth!
     
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    He had java before Beth. Or so we are led to believe.
     
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    Howard lies!
     
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    Java was for the kids.
     
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    Stern de-claws his cats and laughs at dead ones.

     
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    Howard: "the cat's so fat and over fed. It didn't care."

    10 seconds later........

    Howard: "you know what my cat's name is? Dominic!"

    (Jackie cackles in the background indicating it was his joke)

    LOL! It was a dumb little joke, but it kept out the dead air and made Howard sound funny. Jackie's influence has been missed.
     
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    rhoads80 EVangeLIst

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    He evolved into a gay bald cat lady with a prosthetic chin that judges a gong show on the side. It's for the better, everything is fine now.
     
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    Fuck off.

    They power of pussy. Every dude knows that.

    Except you.
     
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    Hey Vash! Java was but Howard did he loved Java and that was one thing he was sad about when he got divorced and moved out.

    The only thing I like about Howard's 'evolvement' is the fact that he does like animals so much now and has adopted several. I just hate his C wife for making it all about her.

    Beff honey...get a clue...nobody on the planet hates kitten pics....we just hate kitten pics with you.
     
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    He hates cats but lives with a crazy cat person. Everyone has their own private hell. You can't help but laugh.
     
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    And ironically received much more unconditional love back from Java for the cost of some real bones and chain collars instead of bling bones and $22 thousand dollar Birkin bags
     
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    No one has ever posed this before, you're quite the detective
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Wiggy loves animoes...He even keeps a show whorse...I believe the barn name is BETH...
    It appears to be a Clydesdale cross..no way a purebred..

    f-mutt
     
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    Hey Mlaw..with only 4 shows in August...recycled stuff is par for the course. And I like hearing ode clips..it just re-enforces Hypocrite Howard.
     
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    Well she IS the most powerful woman in NYC...:rolleye: :puke:
     
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    Don't you realize he was cured of this by the loving love of his true love, Beth?
     
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    I doubt anyone has blown two black guys while downing a Meat Lover's Pizza either, but here you are.
     
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    I listened and was reminded of why I used to relate to this guy. Kids want a pet, then get it and quickly get bored, yadda, yadda, yadda. I'm like, "Yeah, I've been there.". Then he mentions he has a housekeeper and I'm like "WTF?". He wasn't living in a huge mansion back then. Allison was a stay at home mom. How pompous of him to feel the need to have a housekeeper. I bet she was a black mammy too.