Howard Stern " I would have punched Sasha Baron Cohen"

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  1. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    "If any guy did that to me, I would just punch him so hard in the nose that his nose would break...You know how much I love Sacha Baron Cohen, but I don't like when somebody dumps stuff on someone...I felt a little bad...I know what I would have done...You know I'm no fan of Ryan Seacrest, but I have no sense of humor about that when it's done to me...I just know how I'd react. I'd would take my fist...because, as long as we're doing stuff out of nowhere...'Here's a funny bit. I'm going to break your nose and knock you out."

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  2. HORSETOOTHED

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    I believe if given the opportunity he'd punch him right in the ass with his dick.
     
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    Reggie Please...............
     
  4. Tans Lover

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    I'd like to punch the two girls with The Dictator in the ass with my dick.
     
  5. sternski

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    ...like when the homeless guy horked in beths face and he did nothing?
     
  6. monsoon

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    Gonna hit em all your piddly ass 190 lbs....Howard's such a wuss..However that gigantic fucking linebacker with size 13 feet also known as "Cunty" could of kicked his ass..........Just sayin":dontknow:



    fuck you Mutt.............................................................:fuck:
     
  7. AuntDolly

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    When "Punked" first came on TV, Howard used to say he'd pummel Ashton's head into the asphalt until he bled out if AK ever punked him. Mmmmm hmmmm, sure.

    As long as we're in the fantasy realm, please excuse me cuz the hot French guy who won Best Actor is waiting for me to serve him dinner. :rolleye:
     
  8. Robert Higgins

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    Now that's funny!
     
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  9. PI Nate

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    Exactly, he had his chance and did nothing. And tried to justify it by saying the police told him he did the right thing...
     
  10. chapped

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    howard is a spineless homo
     
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    Howard the big pussy really said this? That's pretty funny from a guy who said the Polish kid who sat in front of him in high school would turn around and punch him right in the face and Howard would do nothing then the teacher would yell at him not the Polack. Right sure you'll knock someone out Howchie
     
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  12. Tans Lover

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    The homeless dude was not scared of the skinny old man? I though Howard was a black belt or close to it.

    I would be more scared of the horse getting spooked and giving me a hoof to the face.
     
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    Howard's a provider not a protector.
     
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    His belt and amount of training has varied with each story. I bet he probably took a couple of classes and that's it. Besides both of my boys take karate and until you actually use it either in actual fights or contact sparring it doesn't do you much good. I highly doubt Howard would be man enough to do any contact sparring
     
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    Howard doesn't need to worry about anyone pranking him since he is a nobody at this point...plus as Xavier so eloquently stated, Howard is a spineless homo.
     
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    Too late, I made a thread based on this.
     
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    Howard's a women, you're a women.
     
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    Aside from that, Robin once told a story about something that happened when Howard was married to his first wife. Robin said that she, Howard, his wife, and kids were all outside somewhere. A man came up to them and started acting crazy, and Howard jumped into the car and left Robin, his wife, and his kids, to fend for themselves. :bounce:

    He's such a faux tough guy.

    I do agree with him that this kind of thing is irritating, though.
     
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