Howard Stern: "If I were the Sultan of Brunei"

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  1. LobsterTails

    LobsterTails Well-Known Member

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    On Friday 4th Jan show Howie said "If I were the Sultan of Brunei and I had Billions I would give my people a few billion to keep them happy. Why don't they rise up and take over. What do his people think while they are eating shit and the Sultan is giving $100,000 to Lindsey Lohan".

    Doesn't Howie have any grasp on reality and see that his situation almost exactly mirrors that of the Sultan.

    How does JD feel while he is eating shit and rats are chewing his clothes and Beth swans in carrying a handbag that cost $10,000.

    The Wig has some nerve.
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Remember a few months back when the Wig was gonna give JD his old iMac?
    He asked JD if he had a desk to put it on and then proceeded to goof on his living conditions.
     
  3. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i wonder if bet was ever hired by a sultan or if she was only used by lower level camel ranchers.
     
  4. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I'd have kept her to show my people the stupid American cunt..........
     
  5. Imus O Sternsky

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    Sultan Stern has billions and he can't even give his listeners the product they were promised and pay for.
     
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    ^ This! :rah:
     
  7. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    The next time Hamptons or the Ma-Ma-Monkey ask what you do for a living, Just say "I don't steal money by putting on a half assed radio show"
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    There are roughly 500 billionaires in the USA.

    Howard will have earned one billion dollars in salary/bonus by the end of this contract. He's probably worth ~$500 million. I'd guess that there are 2500 Americans worth that much money.

    Howard is the fucking Sultan of Brunei compared to normal people.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    This was the same conversation when they were all talking about the ARABS there. Fred at least knew it was somewhere in the Pacific. This are the people who lecture us about how to run the country.
     
  10. BrerJimmy

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    Thank goodness Allison took half.
     
  11. PI Nate

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    you dont find it humorous when a room full of millionaires pick on a slow adults salary and residence?
     
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    Stern is a cocksucker. Something bad has to happen to him eventually. Right?
     
  13. PI Nate

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    ROQ has the big C, one down...:yes:
     
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    If someone knows where to find it, there was a gif floating around that had the ending scene of Return of the Jedi with Billy, Jackie and Artie. I think that would be really appropriate for this thread.