Howard Stern Is NOT an Animal lover

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He would have let Bianca drown rather than wash his wig off in the pool.

    He had his cats declawed.

    Nuff said
     
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    Declawing is the worst pain for cats.
     
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    did he really have the cats declawed?? thats so fucking cruel
     
  4. dawg

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    He claims previous owners had it done but we know better don't we?
     
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    He said goodbye to Java without so much as a follow-up visit.

    He threw his aquarium fish away.

    It's no secret that the animal thing is all about Beth and her empty womb.
     
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    He is suing the sirius dog.
     
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    Do you think Howard would allow cats to claw up his 20k couch?
     
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    technically he does love animals since he married one


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    In most of Europe it's illegal to de-claw cats. It mentally fucks them up, leaving them demented, by all accounts. But then, considering the cats have been adopted by Ostrosky-Stern's, it's probably to their advantage. They'll fit in.
    & as for Howard -- No, i don't believe he enjoys the company of animals. Being around pets was completely foreign to Howard &, most likely, bought Java under duress from Alison & the girls. People with germ phobias avoid touching animals at all times. But he continues with the pretense to keep the Polack smiling & enhance his image when schmoozing with Hamptons/Hollywood/Manhattan types, who usually fill their homes with all number of pets. It's a conversation starter. Most recently, he's probably been feigning fascination with Sharon Osborne's Pomeranians. It's a way in.
     
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    His recent phony announcement that he's no longer eating chicken or other fowl does not bolster his credibility as an animal lover, especially when herds of cattle have died to provide the leather to make the handbags and shoes which fill his wife's closets.
     
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    A couple excerpts from a pretty horrific article.

    Understanding Declawing (Onychectomy)
    The anatomy of the feline claw must be understood before one can appreciate the severity of declawing. The cat's claw is not a nail as is a human fingernail, it is part of the last bone (distal phalanx) in the cat's toe. The cat’s claw arises from the unguicular crest and unguicular process in the distal phalanx of the paw (see above diagram). Most of the germinal cells that produce the claw are situated in the dorsal aspect of the ungual crest. This region must be removed completely, or regrowth of a vestigial claw and abcessation results. The only way to be sure all of the germinal cells are removed is to amputate the entire distal phalanx at the joint.

    Contrary to most people's understanding, declawing consists of amputating not just the claws, but the whole phalanx (up to the joint), including bones, ligaments, and tendons! To remove the claw, the bone, nerve, joint capsule, collateral ligaments, and the extensor and flexor tendons must all be amputated. Thus declawing is not a “simpleâ€, single surgery but 10 separate, painful amputations of the third phalanx up to the last joint of each toe. A graphic comparison in human terms would be the cutting off of a person's finger at the last joint of each finger.


    The Cat’s Claws
    Unlike most mammals who walk on the soles of the paws or feet, cats are digitigrade, which means they walk on their toes. Their back, shoulder, paw and leg joints, muscles, tendons, ligaments and nerves are naturally designed to support and distribute the cat's weight across its toes as it walks, runs and climbs. A cat's claws are used for balance, for exercising, and for stretching the muscles in their legs, back, shoulders, and paws. They stretch these muscles by digging their claws into a surface and pulling back against their own clawhold - similar to isometric exercising for humans. This is the only way a cat can exercise, stretch and tone the muscles of its back and shoulders. The toes help the foot meet the ground at a precise angle to keep the leg, shoulder and back muscles and joints in proper alignment. Removal of the last digits of the toes drastically alters the conformation of their feet and causes the feet to meet the ground at an unnatural angle that can cause back pain similar to that in humans caused by wearing improper shoes.


    Full article:
    http://www.declawing.com/htmls/declawing.htm

    Anyone that does this to an animal belongs in jail.

    Cue Colin Powell-
     
  12. j shmuck

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    Plus it leaves them completely unable to defend themselves if need be
     
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    He's married to a horse, produced by a monkey, protected by an ass, and employs a cow. Fucker is one gerbil up his ass from being Noah, imho.
     
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    Retweet.
     
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    Any proof on the lack of gerbil concept?
     
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    I would have given the wife a fight over the dog (unless it had a bond with the kids). Howierd is no different than the fucks who get a puppy as a Christmas present for the kids then push it out the back door when it chews the legs off the sofa. Howard the coward is no real animal lover.
     
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    Why take out the cats claws?? He is worth a billion dollars buy a scratching post!
     
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    He used to threaten to kill puppies if PETA chicks
    didn't take off their blouses :coffee:
     
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    Couldn't find a très chic scratching post that was Bethman approved.
     
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    My how the worm has turned. Howard Stern is the poster boy for hypocrisy.