*Howard Stern is right about the movies*

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Movie today said it started at 12:45 but didn't actually start until 1:20. Why do these sons of bitches add a shitty short movie to the beginning of every movie and can someone limit trailers to like 3 vs 8?

    Thoughts?
     
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    Then the sound of 400 people eating at one time. And the coughing, the talking, the fat fucks climbing over you. Yes. The 15 dollars is worth the price of admission :rolleye:
     
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    Also, short film was about a blue umbrella that was sad cause he liked a red umbrella but he red umbrella walked away.
     
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    :boohoo:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    As a side note: Monsters University was pretty, pretty, pretty good.
     
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    What movie? Fail to mention = chick flick.
     
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    I only go to Arclight Cinemas. Assigned seating, no fucking commercials, the movie starts on time, and the people who go there are generally respectful of others because they're there for the same reason.
     
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    ^ This. I hardly go to the movies anymore and if I do, it's a mid-week matinee where the theatre will be mostly empty. Why can people not go through a movie without a pile of food? Nothing worse than trying to hear dialogue and some fat broad crinkling candy wrappers behind you. And the stupid fuckers who get to the bottom of their extra large coke and have to slurp at the ice.
     
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    Even worse :facepalm:
     
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    Oh, and now you have all the new foods in theatres. One I go to has a Burger King in it. So you wind up with some fat cow chomping a triple Whopper with cheese and bacon, large onion rings. That and the fucking kids who get nachos. I HATE nacho cheese and the smell of it. I get some brats around me eating it, I have to move.
     
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    I read that in Frank Costanza's voice :jj:
     
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    It varies from theater to theater, at Harkins Moreno Valley 16 movies start right on time the previews usually start 15 minutes prior to the showtime.. which can be a drag many times specially if you're running late you will miss the start of the movie 98% or if you have to make a stop at the concessions stand..

    I believe the best option is for a movie to start 10 to 15 minutes, and the theaters to sell assigned seating tickets.. that is one of the best things Cinepolis in Mexico has but there movies always start 30 minutes late which sucks big time.. Mexicans are always late :facepalm:
     
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    I never go to the movies anymore. Cant deal with fat pigs stuffing thier mouths, rude assholes constantly checking their phones and the blacks who never shut the fuck up
     
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    The minorities are a bigger problem.
    Calling with their prestige phones during the movie (phones they got from robbing the people who pay taxes that give the minorites money since they don't work)
    Screaming in arabic during the movie. If someone dare to tell them anything they are "racist" and are beaten on the spot. If you fight back = hate crime.
    Throwing stuff all around.

    *I dont know how its in the USA. In my country the "new" people have occupied the theatres. I guess that all is well in the USA and the minorities are great. Much greater than white people who should be put to work to pay taxes so that they dont have time being racist.
     
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    You liked it more than I did. The moral of Monsters University is that you can get thrown out of college for cheating, and still make your dreams come true....which is total BS for about 99% of the real world.

    I did find The Blue Umbrella to be kind of charming, though.
     
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    Hey Splash! I agree..30 minutes of f*ing trailers and commercials is dumb. So now I'm one of the asshole people that show up 5 minutes before the movie is going to start, stepping over people in a dark theater
     
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    You're captive audience at a theater. Theaters get paid for all these trailers and since profits have been dropping, they're adding more and more of this shit. Couple that with shitty overpriced food and candy and with assholes who constantly talk during movies and it's no wonder that people go out less and less to see movies. And why would you go when you can watch great stuff at home on a large screen?
     
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    Only reason I go is b/c I want to watch 3D IMAX stuff. I don't have a f*ing 101" screen like Howard.
     
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    I saw two movies in 3D and have no desire to see any more.