Howard Stern Loses Lawsuit Jokes-Right Here

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  1. illini fan

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    I'll Start...

    What did Howard Stern Do after he was Awarded nothing on his Lawsuit Against Sirius?

    ...He sued for the bonus...
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    Howard Stern walks into a court and complains to the judge that his "beautiful wife" Beth won't have sex with him...The judge replies that "I'm a judge not a sex therapist"...to which Howard responded "Isn't there anything you can do?...after a few moments, the Judge hands Howard one of her rulings...Howard looks at the ruling and looks bewildered...
    .....Then the Judge responds..."You're fucked now"...LOL...

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    <<<<< audience applause >>>>
     
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    why did Howard's lawsuit run all around the street?







    because it was lost

    bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    knock knock

    who's there?

    Beet?

    Beet who?

    Not sirius!
     
  5. Howard Stork

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    Me: "Howard, is your lawsuit running?"

    Howard: "Yes."

    Me: "You'd better catch it!"
     
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    Q. What do Howard's lawsuit and Heather Mills have in common?

    A. They both don't have a leg to stand on.
     
  7. illini fan

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    A greedy jew, a female judge and a radio company enter a courtroom...dismiss this if you have heard it before....
     
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    Q. What do Howard's lawsuit and blacks at Denny's have in common?


    A. They both got thrown out with prejudice.
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    "Take my side.....PLEASE!"
     
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    Q. What do Howard Stern and the Duke Lacrosse stripper have in common?


    A. They both claim to have gotten fucked.
     
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    Q. What do Howard and a washer full of dirty diapers have in common?

    A. They're both trying to spin the shit out of it....
     
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    What did Beth make for Dinner to make Howard feel better?? Reservations
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    When Beth finally asks for a divorce Howard will recommend she hire the lawyers who handled this debacle
     
  14. illini fan

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    How are Howard Stern's Boner and Sirius bonus alike?

    ..Now his wife can't even blow his bonus....
     
  15. Chimney Portions

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    What has 24 legs and goes to work every day?


    The jury that won't be hearing Howard's case.
     
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    :rofl:

    They are all good ones though.
     
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    I might actually listen to a full episode of Jackie's Joke Hunt if this was the topic of the show.
     
  19. HypocriteHowie

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    F, Marry, Kill

    1. your girlfriend Beth
    2. your employer
    3. your legacy

    Okay, you marry your girlfriend
    you fuck your employer
    and you kill your legacy.
     
  20. 1Vegasgirl

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    Will that be one lawyer or two?