From the E! show to Howard TV to AGT, Howard has always insisted that the camera shoot him from his right side. In fact, before he cured himself of OCD by attending a single lecture, Howard believed his right side dominated his left, and would enter rooms and read ratings reports with his right side facing the action. Now that he's doing love sets with lucky guests of his radio show, Howard has all new opportunities to show off his right side. But what happens when the guest has been sitting for an hour in the spot he needs to be in in order to look his best? Howard simply shoos them away and lets that dominant side shine. "Pitbull, I've never heard your music before, but I'm such a fan!" "Now let me sit where your culo was." "I was so self-centered when I mocked you for those 30 years, Madonna." "Now shove over so my dominant side can Vogue." "You're a great friend of the show, Ryan Philippe. Thanks for being such a fan." "Now let me put my ass where yours was." "It was a pleasure to meet you for the first time, Jim Gaffigan. Your earnest Midwestern values are a refreshing delight." "Now slide the fuck over and let me soak up your butt's warmth." "Lady Gaga, I am your biggest Little Monster. Thanks for graciously answering the same questions I asked you the last two to times you were here." "Now move so the camera can see my 'Poker Face'." "Channing Tatum, I loved seeing your body in Magic Mike." "Now let me get as close to your ass as I possibly can." "You were a fantastic guest, Jada Pinkett Smith! I regret everything I've said about you and your wacky family over the years." "Now find any place but here to sit." "I can't tell you how great it was to have you here again, David Crosby. Your annual interview is always so revealing." "Now lose the hat, find another cushion and give me the world's worst hover hand." "Thank you so much for making me appear young and hip, Skrillex. I'm going to download your music on iTunes this weekend and watercolor some flowers to it." "Now get dressed and pick up your shit. You know the drill ..." --- **UPDATE** (Howard banned photos during interviews three weeks after this thread was posted). "Congratulations on your surprise engagement on my show, Maria Menounos! May your marriage be as filled with love as my own." "Now ditch that fiance and move your ass out of my favorite spot in the world:"