Howard Stern Monday - Embedded Ads, Lies and Filler

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard began by plugging a "special" on 101 featuring the Flaming Lips playing the Beatles with Fred Armisen hosting. Anyone that didn't fall asleep listening to that heard a bunch of embedded ads next, for TV shows, movies, a strip club, anything that will put a marble in the Wig's pocket. Fred did his tired Nicole Bass impression and then they topped themselves for irrelevance with a Liza Minelli impersonator. More filler with Benjy, Elisa and Hanzi. On to the lies, Stern discussed Simon wanting him replaced at AGT, peppered with lies about what an honest man Howard is and how he saved AGT and Sirius. No explanation about why the coward had RadarOnline take down the article. Back to ads for movies then more filler with Marriane, Ivy Supersonic, Benjy and Elisa. On to the beaten to death, Wolfie at Comic Con AGAIN and Sour Shoes doing Artie just like last week. For those that survived this long the reward was the bloated wildebeest misinforming them with the elitist news update.



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    • Fred Armesin And The Flaming Lips Beatles Special Preview. 04/20/15. 7:00am
    • TV And Movie Discussions And Ronnie's Trip To Atlantic City. 04/20/15. 7:05am
    • Shuli At Nicole Bass Strip Appearance. 04/20/15. 7:35am
    • Fake Liza Minelli Calls In. 04/20/15. 8:10am
    • Benjy And Elisa Update. 04/20/15. 8:15am
    • A Few Minutes With Hanzi. 04/20/15. 8:25am
    • Simon Cowell's Leaked Email About Howard Discussed. 04/20/15. 8:40am
    • New Movie Trailer Discussions. 04/20/15. 9:15am
    • Mariann, Ivy Supersonic And More Benjy And Elisa. 04/20/15. 9:25am
    • Wolfie's Philly Comic-Con Interview And More Calls. 04/20/15. 9:35am
    • Sour Shoes Amazing Artie Impression. 04/20/15. 10:05am
    • Robin's News. 04/20/15. 10:10am
     
    Apr 20, 2015 #1
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Robin, we are doing a slow build. Wait until the guests I have next week. I have Lillian Gish, David Arquette calling in, Shecky Green's ghost and a live performance from the guy that played the keyboards for Kansas, Kerry Livgren. That will shut up the haters, right Robin? Robin?
     
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  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Will Kerry Livgren be performing Sgt Pepper?
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    No, he's going to play Donavan's Hurdy Gurdy Man with Fred playing acoustic guitar, that's an instant classic Robin....Robin?
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    shecky green is still alive
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Robin, we won't let the haters confuse us with the facts. Robin?
     
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    Wow. It's days like this that make me rue the day I cancelled my SIRIUS subscription. With top-shelf talent like that, it's no wonder Howard has time to chase down websites that dare to besmirch his stainless reputation.
     
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    What a reference. Kerry Livgren. Is that the guy with the eye patch. When I got my first CD player and joined Columbia House, best of Kansas was among my selections. I must have been on angel dust.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Carry on, wayward son.
     
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    SourShoes was even more brilliant than usual. That and Howard crying about email bombs were the only two things even remotely interesting.
     
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    Howard now feels he "saved" AGT and Sirius? What a joke that is...the guy has done NOTHING on AGT other than bring lower ratings and a higher budget. I still scratch my head wondering why they keep him on AGT, and keep the show in NYC. AGT could have half the budget by getting rid of Stern, bringing the show back to California and shooting it on the NBC lot, and hiring a washed up ex-Backstreet Boy or a no-name Jonas brother to be a judge. Stern has done absolutely nothing for that show.....it really shows how delusional he is by saying he "saved AGT" and "saved Sirius"....wow. Its too bad he isn't worrying about "saving his credibility" or "saving his legacy"....he continues to be more and more of a joke everyday.
     
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    It's a good thing that NBC stuck with a loyal, honest partner like Howard instead of replacing him with the evil conniving Simon Cowell. I thought they were running on fumes with the fake Brian Williams bit last week but they're sinking even lower with a very relevant fake Liza Minelli. Fred gets extra mileage from that lame impression as he can use it for Nicole Bass or Chynna.

    Stern is bringing more great radio to paying customers tomorrow with a few porn stars -
     
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    Liza Minelli? Who born after 1980 even knows her let alone her nuances enough to enjoy an impersonation? Has Buchwald's agency started an impersonator division or something that they're having all these people on all of a sudden?
     
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    I was born 1978 and haven't a fucking clue what Liza Minelli has accomplished or why she is relevant to deserve an impersonation. Fucking Stern and his team of writers sure has the pulse of his listening audience in mind when preparing for his long workweek
     
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    I totally agree... it's awful.
    Fake Brian Williams, Fake Liza Minelli, Fake Underdog Lady, Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fake EVERYTHING. No one comes on the show hardly ever anymore, so 2 bit, crappy imitators... ugh.

    And while we're at it, Fred's "Ronnie" impersonation is flat out fucking awful... it's a bad Andrew Dice Clay. And Ronnie has never been that funny... he's an old perv with an IQ of like 60 at best. :facepalm:
     
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    Holy shit. Fake Liza Minelli? Really?!?

    What fucking year is this?
     
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    Has Casey Kasem's corpse called in lately?
     
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    It must have hurt Howard that Simon was gunning for his job. He must dream about his cock all the time.
     
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    When do we get the Britt McHenry impersonator to call in?

    Maybe 2 weeks from now?
     
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    Robin, wasn't Britt McHenry one of the original writers for Saturday Night Live? Robin?

    To bring it full circle of course, because he's obsessed with that Shit Show too....



    Seriously, between last week and today, he should just come in, do a cold 15 minutes and have Ronnie drive him home....that's about what we're getting anyway.

    How brave of him to comment on the Simon Cowell controversy......lolz
     
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