Howard Stern Monday: Humpday Dud

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard began with. what else, another ad for Shhhtarbucks where he said he's not doing and ad for Shhhtarbucks. He is now an expert Shhhhtarbucks drinker and everyone else who drinks Shhhtarbucks is wrong. AGT babbling next, Howard crowed about how the ratings this year are up from the lowest rated season ever last year. Howard must not have seen Wednesday's number, the lowest in the 10 year history of the show. Good company man Howard bitched about having to judge the extreme acts on Thursday, poor baby had to sit in a chair for two hours wearing his Arctic explorers "outfit" in the middle of a Long Island summer. A caller mentioned what a horrible show AGT is, funny how they can get through now that Howard has been let go, but it's all the producer's fault. Howard then went on to say that the other "judges" aren't thrilled to see him leave as was reported in a tabloid, given that statement it's safe to assume the other judges are thrilled that Howard is leaving. Howard also didn't call Trump and give him dirt about Megyn Kelly also,as reported in the media, from that statement it is safe to assume that Howard called Trump and gave him dirt about Megyn Kelley. Then more gay love talk about Orlando Bloom who must be as big a closet case as Howard. Next out of nowhere a very odd condemnation of ISIS for raping 12 year old girls, Captain Obvious strikes again. On to the filler, they had to pay for the Webby award given to the horrific Birthday Bash broadcast, anyone interested in Birthday Bash Listening Party info check out the front page of SFN, time machine needed. A promo for a Booey special, Leno bashing, a new "phony" phone call and segments that never aired round out the filler. An hour and twenty minutes with Seth Myers, Bill Hader and Fred Armisen AGAIN. Same old story, SNL, Lorne Michaels, SNL, Lorne Michaels....... More filler next, song parodies with Michael Rappaport, more Booey special promos, an Evil Dave pronunciation game, the View and Howard is a one issue voter, gay rights, I'm sure everyone is shocked. The live read segment finished up the first half of the long week, the narcissistic Negress tossed in some stale news and gave Howard an opening to do his incredibly tired and lame Vietnam bit. There were two donors sitting in for the news that had given money to the NSAL scam, Howard seemed very short with them, must not have given enough to the cat spa. Some stale Bill Cosby ended the show and Howard bolted out of there to his "meetings"

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news15/8-17.htm#mon

    • Coffee, America's Got Talent And More. 08/17/15. 7:00am
    • False Stories About Howard Stern. 08/17/15. 7:15am
    • Webby Award, ISIS And More. 08/17/15. 7:25am
    • Baba Booey 25th Anniversary Celebration. 08/17/15. 7:30am
    • New Phony Phone Call And Never Aired Bits. 08/17/15. 7:40am
    • Seth Meyers, Bill Hader And Fred Armisen Visit. 08/17/15. 8:00am
    • Michael Rapaport's Baba Booey Song Parody And More. 08/17/15. 9:20am
    • Evil Dave Pronunciation Game. 08/17/15. 9:30am
    • New Prank Call And The View. 08/17/15. 9:50am
    • Robin's News. 08/17/15. 10:15am
     
  2. Rhinosaucerous

    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Howard Stern is still on the radio?
     
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    These two day weeks are gonna kill him. It's about time for a two week vacation.
     
  5. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Monday hump day.... wow.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    :facepalm:

    I :facepalm: used :facepalm: to :facepalm: sit :facepalm: in :facepalm: my :facepalm: car :facepalm: and :facepalm: listen :facepalm: to :facepalm: him :facepalm:
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Robin, this has been so hard, I'm literally at my wit's end. The mental energy that I have to expend to power through these 2 day work weeks is excruciating. Robin?
     
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    Holy shit that guy wants Orlando blooms dick bad
     
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    Thanks, BS.

    Howard is still talking about Leno? Jesus Christ, give it up already.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    He drank Starbucks for a week and is now an expert? He's such an asshole.
     
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    He really has a lisp now with those horrible fake teeth? That's funny! I haven't heard the lisp because I can't listen to that shit show anymore.
     
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    "the narcissistic Negress".... nice!
     
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    narcissistic Negress

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    Howard's trying to pander to women the same way he's been pandering to gays. Several times he's referred to himself as a feminist and he even got that moron Lena Dunham to buy into it. He hasn't had any luck getting GLAAD to give him an award so now he's hoping for one from women's groups.
     
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    An expert Starbucks coffee drinker would know about the special Clover machine/coffee only available at certain Starbucks stores.
    It's a big thing apparently.
     
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    :nocheer:

    sternshow Here they are, the gentlemen that #Howard called the Mount Rushmore of Comedy: Fred Armisen (@sordociego), @sethmeyers and #BillHader! #IFC #LNSM #SNL #DocumentaryNow (pics from various appearances)
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    When Howard was talking about Lorne Michaels sleeping late and not being able to do an early morning interview, it somehow came up that Howard had recently rescheduled his show to accommodate another interview. One of the guys said incredulously in the background, "You rescheduled your show for an interview?"

    These guys can't really be fans of the show, because they seemed surprised that Howard was willing to grovel and kiss ass to appease a celebrity. True fans know that Howard always grovels and kisses ass to appease celebrities! :grad:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Dunkin Donuts commercials are EVERYWHERE.
    Maybe Sterns new love of Starbucks is a way to shit on AGT's number one advertiser.
     
  20. Petal

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    The Orlando Bloom swooning is really out of control. :eek:

    The beard Beefus better reel him in soon, or the jig is up.
     
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