Howard Stern Monday: Just When You Think It Can't Get Any Worse

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  1. BethSucks

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    Howard started off by announcing that Jimmy Kimmel was in for the day and then went right into an embedded Apple ad. Next a fake story about Howard wanting to see the Avengers but not being able to handle the logistics alone. For those that are unaware, there is a movie theatre in Howard's building, the logistics involved are a push of the elevator button. FILLER next. A rehashing of the rehashed Wack pack rehashings, more beating of the dead Letterman horse, a game with a dead wackpacker, Bobo bullshit and the Benjy and Elisa vortex. The only thing to take away from that hour of Ambien replacement therapy was that Don Rickles will be on Letterman with Howard tonite. On to the big interview of the day, over an hour with Alex Trebek. WGAF....I didn't even bother to read that crap. All in with more FILLER next. More Benjy vortex, Elisa must have taken plugs instead of cash as her severance package. On to phone calls from the usual plants, MFB, Speech Impediment Man.....The live reads came next with only a couple stale news stories, a KOAB call and Sour Shoes AGAIN doing his Artie impression to interrupt them. Howard was then off to "meditate" before his final tired, self indulgent Letterman appearance

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#mon
    • Jimmy Kimmel Sits In. 05/11/15. 7:00am
    • Wack Pack Discussions. 05/11/15. 7:15am
    • Jimmy Kimmel's Rerun For Letterman's Finale. 05/11/15. 7:35am
    • This Or That Eric The Actor Game. 05/11/15. 7:50am
    • More Eric The Actor This Or That. 05/11/15. 8:15am
    • Is Bobo A Wack Packer Or Not? 05/11/15. 8:20am
    • A Benjy And Elisa Update. 05/11/15. 8:30am
    • Alex Trebek Visits. 05/11/15. 8:50am
    • Elisa Jordana Calls In. 05/11/15. 10:00am
    • Phone Calls And More. 05/11/15. 10:10am
    • Robin's News. 05/11/15. 10:20am
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Can someone that actually listens add to this. Hypocrite Howard applauding PETA for confronting Kim Kardashian about wearing fur. Kimmel makes a comment about leather, seems the King Of All Cowhides ignored it.

    Marksfriggin:

    Howard hung up on Mariann in the middle of a sentence. Howard said they'll finish the game after a break. Howard said he has to applaud PETA for going up to Kim Kardashian and asking her to stop wearing fur. Jimmy said he wants to see if any of them are wearing leather. Howard said he eats fish but the PETA people don't even do that. Robin asked if Jimmy wears fur. Jimmy said he does not.
     
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    Over an hour with Alex Trebek? And it's nice to see that Howie was able to get the 3rd rated...out of 3...late night talk show host to help him in studio today. I can't wait to see Howie on Letterman tonight....the ratings should be huuuge...right Robin?
     
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    Yeah Howard did not want to dwell on the wearing leather comment because that's what all the shedders tweet his wife or leave comments on her fluff piece internet articles about.
    Notice how Howard did not admit to wearing leather but said he still eats fish.
    It was weird that he crowbarred in that Kardashian Peta thing and then complimented PETA.
    I think he is courting Bill Maher. Can't imagine Bill ever having Wiggy on his show but Bill is on the board of PETA so maybe Wiggy is lobbying for PETA to give an award to Beth, to capitalize on her momentum with The Talk Co host gig.
     
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    Trebek is actually an interesting guy but unfortunately Howard's interviews make everyone boring.
    Don't worry immediately after the hour interview, Robin and Howard recapped the out-of-context interview quotes/buzz lines that they hope to feed to TMZ, E! and all the internet gossip sites to get some buzz about The Howard Stern show.
     
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    I'm going with Alex Trebek revealed he ate too many pot brownies on The Howard Stern Show
     
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    She has just the "outfit" for it, match this up,with some boots and a giant leather "pocketbook" and she's all set.

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    Robin, you can't compare leather to fur, because cows aren't raised for their leather. It's a byproduct....right Robin?....Robin?


    Seriously, it sounds like Fred could have had Kimmel record his interactions ahead of time and not actually have appeared on the show. Fred just could have dropped his less than apropos comments whenever it suited Hmus.
     
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    Ha! Love it!
     
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    Sweet Jesus. I can't get beyond these first statements... :confused:

    Next a fake story about Howard wanting to see the Avengers but not being able to handle the logistics alone. For those that are unaware, there is a movie theatre in Howard's building, the logistics involved are a push of the elevator button.

    I remember he was dazed with glee when he went in a CVS with Ashley one day. He couldn't believe the selection of candy and other house hold supplies they carried.

    Anyone who's jealous of this man is insane. What a sad, sad life.



     
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    That's when you really wonder if anything he says is true or is it all ads, you can't walk two blocks in midtown without passing a Duane Reade, I think they are part of Walgreens but carry essentially the same merchandise as CVS, does he really not have reason to stop in there on occasion or is it all BS.
     
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    I can't believe they just didn't get one of the new intern/comedy writers to do an impersonation of Kimmel instead of having Kimmel actually sit through that snorefest
     
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    He could have been in the Hamptons, which would have made going to the movies even easier because it's only rich people where he lives.

    The real story is he did not get a free screener
     
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    Unless a celebrity is working the cash register at Duane Reade or CVS - no way Wiggy is going in there to buy stuff on his own.

    He's not big on dealing with the regular folk these days.
     
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    I'll bet his limo is dressed out in that really snazzy, tweed interior.
     
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    I'd guess they were in NYC this weekend, the story about dinner with the Kimmel's and Kimmel going back to a nearby hotel and Beth's cat in the penthouse posts this weekend seem to indicate Manhattan.
     
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    Don't forget all the plugs for Beth's appearance on "The Talk"...
     
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    Never forget: Howard already did the "I went to the movies alone" bit -- for the first Avengers movie three years ago. According to him, he wore a hoodie "to disguise himself," and made noises and acted like he had Cerebral palsy to scare people away from sitting near him. After enduring the unwashed masses farting and gobbling down popcorn and sugar water, Howard bragged to Beth that he was grown-up enough to attend a movie by himself ... but first he had to ask her for directions to the theater that's "right around the block" from his place.

    The long version, via Marksfriggin:

    Howard said he went to see a movie by himself this weekend. He said he wanted to see The Avengers on Saturday. He said it was a rainy day and he just hates going to the movies. Howard said he knew it would be busy and figured it wouldn't be too bad for the movie that has been out for a while. Howard said he put on a disguise that no one seems to fall for. Howard said he puts on a hoodie and it doesn't seem to keep people from recognizing him. He said most of his disguises are him tucking his hair into a hat. He said he thought he might look like that Trevon Martin kid and he'd get shot.

    Howard said he's such a disaster that he has to ask how to get there even though it's right aroudn the block. Howard said he had to ask Beth how to get there.

    Howard said The Avengers is a scary movie for a 5 or 6 year old but parents will take them out to inappropriate movies anyway. Howard said he was sitting there through the endless previews. He said it took like 20 minutes to get through them. He said he gets worn out. He figured he'd be out by 3pm and didn't want to sit there until 4.

    Gary told Howard that Congress is trying to get them to put in the paper what time the movie actually starts. Howard said he applauds that and the fact that Mayor Bloomberg is trying to outlaw the huge sodas there. He said that stuff is poison and he ends up having to pay for the health insurance for these people. Howard said that it's a shame that no one can parent themselves. Howard said we do need government to be involved. Howard said he thinks it's right that they want to govern the movie start time.

    Howard said he was sitting there at the movies and he must have looked menacing. Howard said people are coughing and talking and there's no regard for the fact that it's a movie and other people are there. He said it's crazy. Robin said that we do accept some of that behavior. Howard said the fat people are eating popcorn and the women are the size of elephants eating it. Howard said he can't believe that they can't sit there for 2 hours without eating. Howard said it's unbelievable.

    Howard said he saw one woman waddling down the aisle with food and she probably just ate lunch. Howard said they're constantly feeding. Robin said it's like a herd of animals. Howard said he's disgusted and he'd rather just wait for a movie to come out on DVD.

    Robin said people act like they're home. Howard said one woman was walking up and down the aisle with bare feet.

    Howard said one couple showed up asking if the seats were empty by him. He said he made a noise and told them to just sit. He did it in a deep voice and they just moved on. Howard said a father and his daughter showed up and he made more noises. He thinks he scared them away too. He said if he acts like he has CP he can scare more people away. Howard said he could act like Crackhead Bob and scare them away from him.

    Howard said he was bragging to Beth that he got to the theater by himself. He said he thinks the movie was good but he was obsessing about the sneezing and the noise. Howard said just as the movie was starting he had a grandma and a mom with their kids sit down. They had no idea what the movie was going to be. They were stuffing the kids full of food. Howard said the little girl says she's scared. Howard said he said at the top of his lungs that they should just go home when the girl said she wanted to go home. Howard said they waddled out of there. He said he knew that the kid would be crying if she stayed. Howard said he can't believe that parents are so clueless.
     
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    The standard MFB call with the standard "I forgot" comment from Howard, like that cunt hasn't been blathering about it all weekend. Creativity on the show is at zero.

    Also interesting in this segment, Howard re-confirms that he still hasn't seen his "good friends" baby. Smart move by the Kimmel's keeping the child hating prick from the kid.

    MarksFriggin:


    Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that Beth is going to be on The Talk today. Howard said that's right. He forgot. He said that she's going to be doing that while he's over at Letterman. Howard said that she'll be on there for two days. Today and Thursday. Mariann asked if Molly is going with her. Jimmy said he doesn't know. Howard said Molly looks stunning. Jimmy said motherhood suits her. Howard said he hasn't met Jane yet. Howard said they don't bring her out when he's around
     
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    Yeah, Wiggenstein probably just went as his bald self, not with a hoodie over his "real hair".

    I saw the Avengers yesterday, and liked it as much as the first one. I was really pissed that the theater I went to didn't screen the Star Wars trailer ahead of it, though. I had read that all prints of The Avengers had the Star Wars trailer attached to it. I must have gone to the one fucking theater that didn't