Howard Stern Monday: Wack Pack filler, Periscope Ads, Cock

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The show seemed unreadable today so I just skimmed the summary. Robin took in one of Beth's foster cats and is adding it to her brood, that condo of hers must smell worse than Bruce Jenner's panties after a marathon. Then Howard commentated on some tape of Dennis Rodman being outrageous, there's something new ..... Then the first of the many Periscope ads and a talk with Jeff Jarvis about media in general, Jarvis called Howard out about his podcast rants and Howard ranted again.:bored:. A Sharknado ad came next, then a series of Wack pack segments all tied into the Promotion of Periscope, HPE on Periscope, Jeff the Drunk on Periscope..... Fred the Elephant Boy also did a segment, it seemed to revolve are wrestling and cocks. I see the name "Pecker Checker"highlighted. Howard said Donald Trump called him (that's the fake story Mike). Howard said he went to the Mission Impossible premiere and loved it (big surprise) and fellow Hampton's scumbag Alec Baldwin will sit in the "This Is Your Life" chair later this week and take the obligatory couch shot with serious interviewer Howard. A planted caller opened the door for Howard to bash late night TV and promote himself, King Of All Blacks called, filling airtime with stupid questions since Bobo is "banned". Two assholes that donated to some Varvatos charity bullshit were there for the live reads, Howard did his standard,the wife is hot, the guy must have a big cock schtick.:deadhorse:

    Looks like the corpulent cackler only got in a few "news" stories, standard subjects, Cosby, Bruce Jenner, evil white men. Beth went to her high school reunion and flew a jetliner earlier in her life because the pilot thought she was so hot. Howard claimed she didn't even know you had to pay for I ce cream because everyone just gave it to her. A fake Gianni Russo called in, who the fuck is the real Gianni Russo, a planted caller was contemplating suicide and Howard gave him sound advice.... Mercifully the show was over right on time.
     
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    "Gold Jerry, Gold"
     
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    "I'm all-in Robin...





    Robin?"
     
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    Apparently a Bobo free summer requires that they mention Bobo on almost every show. Howard delivered more radio gold with a fake Whoopi Goldberg bit - set up by a mention of how Stern ran into Dan Abrams at the MI premiere.
     
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    I didn't get to hear that much of the show today. Not missing much.
     
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    The highlight of the show for me was Jeff Jarvis bringing Howard up to 2015 in terms of media. Howard couldn't believe that there was a guy named "Poodie Pie" (as HS pronounced it) making $7.8 million a year from video blogs and with 38 million subscribers. Howard was very confused and upset. He refused to believe it. I'm surprised he didn't mention sim cards. Jarvis will not be on the show for a while.
     
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    Robin, it's obvious that these disgruntled ex-fans have no idea what this show is about. I was watching one of my ex fans on periscope and all he did was complain about the product placement I always do. I find that offensive Robin, I mean all I did this weekend was go see the stellar premiere of Mission Impossible, drink Snapple and surf on YouPorn. I mean, my real fans want to know what I do all weekend right Robin? Robin?
     
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    wait...what?
     
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    Marksfriggin:

    Howard played Robin into her news with a song parody. Robin started her news with a story about a pilot who saw two pretty girls getting on a plane and invited them into the cockpit and ordered champagne. Robin said that he showed them how the plane flies itself. Robin said this was in Kuwait. Howard said that Beth tells him that she was invited to do that on a plane with a friend of her's. He said the pilots asked Beth to come in and fly the plane. Howard said Beth flew the plane. Howard said she said it was fun. Howard said he was surprised by that. He said she's usually upright about that. Robin said this woman said the pilot asked to see her boobs but she didn't show them. Howard said pretty girls have a different life. Howard said his wife didn't know you even had to pay for ice cream
     
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    Howard really sounds like an old man
     
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    I was expecting Sandler or someone else from that POS Bomb-of-a-Film, Pixel to stop by and try to save the box office on that one. It tanked as bad as every other Stern-promoted shit-flick.
     
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    Not that Jeff Jarvis is much more informed than Howard is. Jeff referred to PewDiePie as a podcaster, when he's actually a video blogger. (Like Howard, Jeff doesn't seem to know the difference between video and audio.)

    This week Variety named PewDiePie -- whom Howard had never heard of -- as the number one digital star in their "Fame Changers" package. Jarvis probably mis-read about him there.

     
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    ygbsm. I'm sure some Arab asked Beffo to pilot his plane, but it had nothing to do with an aircraft. This is the fake story Mike
     
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    I have absolutely zero idea what that even is....
     
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    My visiting 12-year-old niece told me about him last year. These YouTube stars definitely wouldn't be on my radar for any other reason.
     
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    It's funny the way Howard pulled that story out of his ass the second robin told hers.
     
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    It's an old story. Howard brings this up every time someone mentions pretty girls getting stuff for free or living different lives. I think a new addition to the story this time is that Beth sat on the pilot's lap, I don't remember that part. That's pretty humiliating to mention. Always makes Beth sound like she was/is a Little Annie Fanny (repeating this from the live thread). His other Little Annie Fanny story of Beth is her getting a massage and getting her downstairs rubbed a little too much and not saying anything or leaving or thinking anything about it until she mentioned it to Howard.
     
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    actually, I remember him telling that stupid story before...right down to the ice cream comment.