Howard Stern Monday: Why Bother?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The show started with Howard bitching about his equipment and playing "baba booeys" at the U.S. Open. Two tired repetitive bits that set the tone for the show. Howard hasn't smoked since college and is against smoking, there's a revelation. Brian Williams deserves a second chance, another shocker, a serial liar defending a serial liar. Howard saw Emily on Father's Day but didn't bother to visit his dad because of traffic, he did send him a gift, I'm sure his dad was touched by the fact that his near billionaire son had an assistant send him a gift. Howard then did a long promo for an embedded with Sour Shoes special, them moved on to filler, what annoys the staff's kids, an AGT commercial and fake Chalie Sheen, Howard mentioned going to his Florida place recently (who took care of Beth's purpose during that time) and Fred said he returns from the Hampton's via bus. Planted calls next, one guy opened the door for on air contract negotiations, Howard has so many offers he doesn't know what to do. :cwl: Another caller opened the door to drag Letterman through the mud some more and discuss painting and drinking. Howard wouldn't do shots with their dinner guests last week. Howard discussed clips of Underdog Lady and Crazy Alice rather than having them on air and Marianne from Brooklyn brought up cats for Howard to do a Beth/cat segment. On to over an hour with Seth McFarlane. AGAIN. They finished up with endless Jeff the Drunk and his lump bullshit, live reads and old news stories from the gargantuan gunt.
     
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    Traffic. :facepalm: Like it would have been so taxing to sleep a couple hours in the luxurious limo before arriving to their house. What a vile scumbag. Ben could die any day, and traffic prevented him from seeing him.
    And who gives a fuck about assholes screaming BabaBooey's at the US Open??? It's fucking stupid and rude and apparently the golfers like it all quiet. Buncha dicks.
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    His father is in his 90s and could very well have seen his last Father's Day and Howard couldn't get his chauffeur to drive him to see his father. Of course two of his three daughters had no need to see Howard either.
     
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    Here is a list of all the offers Howard has :
     
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    The Wig will be sorry if Ben kicks thus year . What a selfish prick .
    He probably sent him a can of sardines .
     
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    Howard is always, ALWAYS speaking about himself when he defends someone for doing fucked up shit.
     
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    He'll be sorry, because everyone will expect him to pay for the services. WHY IS EVERYONE COUNTING MY MONEY?

    He is a gigantic selfish prick of epic proportions and for it he is awarded great wealth. What a wonderful world.
     
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    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    Is Eric Andre voicing the lump?

    The lump shit is good.
     
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    I was just going to call my Dad Robin , Beth will tell you .
    Tell em Fred .
     
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    He's a class A sociopath he cares not for anyone..
     
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    Thanks for posting. Your thread is so much more enjoyable than the show could ever be.
     
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    Did anyone pick up on the fact that Fred said he "saw his family" for Father's day, specicfying wife, daughter and mother-in-law?

    Definitely separated or divorced.
     
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    So, how big IS MacFarlane's crank?
     
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    That list is identical to Beth's resume of European modeling gigs.

    Filler, planted calls, fake celebrity voices and repeat guests - now that the contract is almost up, Howard can use that as another filler topic until he renews in December.
     
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    He saw ONE daughter. On Father's Day. What a drag it must be being him.
     
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    Howard even pressed him on this. He asked, "What do you mean by your 'family'?" Why would he care if something wasn't up?

    I didn't get through the whole MacFarlane interview, but I laughed out loud at the beginning when Howard asked, "Were you upset about the massive success of Ted 1, in a sense? Because you could never top that. Wouldn't you have preferred a slow build?"
     
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    Signed him up for "Sardine of the Month" club.
     
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    Notice that he mentioned no gift -- not even a card -- from any of his daughters. And he made sure to use the language "I honor my father with a gift each year."
     
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    Ted 2 looks lame as hell . I loved the first one but I won't be seeing the second .
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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