Howard Stern moonlights as wife's photographer

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  1. RenchFries

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    SOCIAL LIFE MAGAZINE
    Beth Stern’s photospread in Social Life Magazine was photographed by her husband, Howard Stern.
    Shock jock turned shutterbug Howard Stern and his model wife Beth will celebrate their Social Life magazine collaboration Saturday with a launch party in Water Mill, L.I. And organizers are hoping this bash will see less water than an unofficial dinner party for the mag that literally got flooded last weekend.

    "(Social Life publisher) Justin Mitchell had a dinner for Beth on the beach," said a partygoer who was in Southampton last weekend for that private soiree. "He built a floor on the beach, carpeted it and put up a clear tent, 20 feet away from where the waves usually hit the shore."

    We're told that all was going well until a full moon caused the tide to hit the beach another 40 to 50 feet inland and flood the floor just before the main course was served. Lucky for the Sterns, they'd left after cocktail hour and missed the flood.

    "Everyone was walking around in their rolled pants with their shoes off," we're told. "Howard and Beth got lucky and had to leave early because they had to look after their cats. This private dinner was a $100,000 undertaking."

    We're told that party went swimmingly without the Sterns, who are expected to be at the official launch party tonight that Social Life is throwing with Estevia Parfum.

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    Howard Stern photographs bikini-clad wife Beth for Social Life Magazine


    Beth, of course, looks great in the bathing suit photos that Howard shot for the mag. She explained to a source at last week's bash that "I finally found a photographer who knows all my best angles."

    She also said Howard was the brains behind the low-budget shoot that Social Life magazine readers will see when the new issue hits newsstands this weekend.

    "Howard wanted to shoot me in bikinis," Beth told our insider. "It wasn't hard to pick the outfits. I just went into my closet and grabbed the best ones."

    http://m.nydailynews.com/entertainm...oonlights-wife-photographer-article-1.2318326
     
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    What a bunch of assholes.

    I enjoy the hell out of 90s Howard at the moment. Reading this kind of douchebaggery gives me cognitive dissonance. I don't want him to be this lame and married to a vapid cunt.
     
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    Nobody knows who she is, why is she in the daily news?
     
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    Grampa Stern had to get home to bed before the fun was to begin. Beth must be so miserable.
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Just shoot her. Who gives a shit what she's wearing?
     
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    yep- I'm sure that's why they left :rolleyes:
     
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    Who's the old broad?
     
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    In that picture with the tranny in the white suit, "her" calves are thicker than "her" thighs...odd.
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    you don't say :oy2:
     
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    First thing I thought when I saw those photos. She's starting to show her age, and no botox will fix that.

    Old or young, zero sex appeal.
     
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    I will say this, even though I find her a vile and shallow human, she is highly fuckable from a purely physical standpoint.
     
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    Sure, she's thin, but there's something about her that completely turns me off. In that 2nd picture her body looks strange in a way, and I don't know why.
     
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    Not saying much when we know their are men that screw horses and sheep. Oh she is a horse be careful it's against the law. :rolleyes:
     
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    Ugly bathing suits.
     
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    Shocking! Beth usually has such great taste o_O
     
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    I like the flowered one
     
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    It could be possible that Beth looks halfway decent in person, but just photographs badly. I know a woman who looks hot, but always looks weird in photographs.

    Anybody here ever see Beth up close and personal?
     
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    This very well could be. She might just be unphotogenic and is actually breathtaking in person.