Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by jessicascharr, Jan 12, 2014.
Seemed like an Onion article
The pussafaction of America marches on.
Of course. He's cock strong.
a lot of brand new faces in this thread. :
As someone whoâ€™s about to hit an important birthday milestone, Iâ€™d like to point out the obvious: He looks better than guys half his age. Translation: He looks better than YOU!
How, you ask?
Heâ€™s got the rock star hair we all wish we had, great fashion sense (shout-out to John Varvatos!), and manages to avoid the post-40-beer-belly-pitfall, thanks to a healthy diet and exerciseâ€”the Holy Trinity of male appeal!
Hahahaha "rock star hair"
Well in fairness to the OP, they stated the title with a "?", not the "!" in the article linked :
edit: Welcome jessicascharr
Who is he paying to write this????
Nothing gets a woman wetter than a man with uber self-confidence, and Sternâ€™s no-nonsense demeanor is perhaps his biggest claim-to-fame (and the reason thousands of Hollywood starlets would drop to their knees if he was single tomorrow).
Obviously backhanded funny stuff... Howard will never "get"
true dat. and i'll excuse their lazy lack of cutting & pasting as the work of a newbie.
however, negs for future faux pas.
He's 60 year old man who dresses like a 25 year old who loves scarves and leather in 90 degree heat. Yes, he has the look... of a fucking moron.
And a Keith Richards body.