Howard Stern "My wife made lots of money making commercials"

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  1. jersery

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    You know what I think the perfect food is? Eggs. Think about it...you can eat them morning, noon, and night.

    The incredible, edible egg. Indeed.

    I like them over-easy, scrambled, and poached. And of course, hard-boiled.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Where's all these commercials?? What big money?? Huge pay for raising you hands when someone hits a drum?? That's the only one I have ever seen.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Eggamuufin
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Back in the day, in old Europe, the word "commercial" was code for a "date" with a rich A-rab.
     
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    I agree. I love them chicken fetuses.
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    "Beth made... I'm not gonna tell you what she made last year but it was a considerable (read: fuck-all) amount of money!"
     
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    From the little I know about commercials, the on-set time doesn't pay shit. Usually a couple of hundred bucks for the day.
    I looked around and found the SAG rate (I believe) for residuals from commercials:
    http://www.sagaftra.org/principal-performers-residuals-use-fees
    Now, I may have misread this, but this is how I understand this:
    The first time a national commercial is shown, the actor gets ~$600, the second time $150, the next 10 are $113 each and then 55 for the rest.
    So, if an actor gets a spot in a commercial that's shown 50 times, they get about $4,000. If the commercial is shown 100 times, they get $6,800.

    No way did Beth get better than SAG rates before she was with Howard. That stupid Mastercard commercial probably paid no more than $25,000. Based off of what Howard seems to think good money is, she would have had to do around 20 commercials a year that all got decent airtime. That's Flo from progressive type of productivity. Which is why she lived in a small, leaky apartment when she met Howard.
     
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    Hope she got a zillion dollars for this beauty... because it never fails to make me laugh

    [video=youtube;bs1ljJPTkzs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs1ljJPTkzs[/video]
     
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    :lol:

    Wow, her paycheck must have been huge for that commercial. Those speaking lines, acting, etc. Big money.
     
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    why do you think she has such huge hands??

    its an evolutionary adaptation to handle her big money


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    :snicker:
     
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    don't you make fun of my beth !! she is an actress... what do you do for a living?

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    Wigward Mcfaggit needs to explain why if she was making so much money she lived in tenement? :grad:
     
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    So the only commercial people can find is after Howard and Beth got together and she was already capitalizing on his name while trying not to be famous. PayPass came out in 2003, three, four, or five years after Howard and Beth started dating (depending on which timeline Howard and Beth put out about their relationship you choose to believe).
     
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    [h=2]Howard Stern "My wife made lots of money making commercials"[/h]and she made even more money marrying your ugly ass
     
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    Official casting notice for that commercial.

    Casting for female with semi-natural ability in: standing, smiling, and extending arms. "Jazz hands" training preferred, but not a prerequisite. SAG only.

    [video=youtube;bs1ljJPTkzs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs1ljJPTkzs[/video][/QUOTE]
     
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    Reality is no longer relevant- Howard Stern.
     
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    Is 'making commercials' some secret code for 'blowing Arabs'? :dontknow:
     
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