Howard Stern Painted a Daffodil

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  1. boognishstern

    boognishstern Well-Known Member

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    old news, i know, but a ridiculous new article.

    Howard Stern Painted a Daffodil as a Retirement Present for David Letterman

    Cait Munro, Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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    Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Stern.
    Photo: Bobby Bank/WireImage.com.

    Howard Stern, the inflammatory radio host, has recently taken up watercolors.

    His wife, Beth Ostrosky Stern, sold him out to Vulture, revealing the retirement of pal David Letterman moved him to drag out his paint brush. "Howard gave Dave a painting to give to his wife on his last appearance last week," she said. "He gave David Letterman's wife a daffodil. It's amazing."

    Apparently, the shock jock also knows his way around a canvas—Ostrosky Stern claims to have "commissioned" a series of flower portraits from her husband, which so far includes a rose, a lilac, a petunia, and a peony.

    "I am a collector of Howard Stern's art, and I am the only collector," she told Vulture. "They're definitely works of art. People want to buy them, and he's like, 'They're not for sale.'"

    An April 2014 tweet from the radio host shows two not-terrible apples he sketched while in the studio of his Sirius XM show. His followers, of course, clamor for him to turn his talents toward "drawing live nude models!"

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    Howard Stern's apples.
    Photo: Twitter.

    While Stern may not be ready to join the celebrity-artist hall of fame quite yet, he'd be in good company. High-profile Sunday painters include Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Bob Dylan, Moby, and former president George W. Bush (see We Rank 16 Celebrities Aspiring to Art World Recognition—Who Will Win?; Mike Myers Spent Three Years Painting Portraits of Colonel Sanders; George W. Bush is Still a Bad Painter)

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    slab0meat negative creep

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    And he's like, they're not for sale, like o my gawd
     
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    The pic of the wig and Beth above. Best one ever?
     
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    too many teeth for just two people.
     
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    He should do a self portrait series

    I suggest a gelded mare with a pansie
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    One must assume everything Howard says is a lie.
     
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    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    "He gave David Letterman's wife a daffodil. It's amazing."

    Cue the Mom Caves Beth gif.

    What a vomit-inducing article.
     
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    I hope David, or better yet, his wife, throws it in the fucking garbage with great fanfare like he has done to countless well-meaning gifts over the years...
    Hack douchbag painter...
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    Even George Takei thinks Howards too gay.
     
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    Isn't that sweet.
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Carrying a parasol in sunny weather, painting daffodils and being obsessed with cock does NOT mean he's gay!!
     
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    i'm really shocked at how low stern has sunk. i used to worship the fucker back in the day.
     
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    No. It simply means Howard is a faggot. Why didn't he give Dave something less homosexual as a gift, like a blowjob?
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    I'm sure he offered.
     
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    Could you imagine a man in your life giving you a traced Google Image Search watercolor painting of a DAFFODIL as a gift?!?!
     
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    He ain't no Bob Ross. That dude could paint, and he was way more masculine than Howard.

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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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