Howard Stern passes on taking over after David Letterman retires. "My plate is full."

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  1. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Howard Stern passes on David Letterman job. "My plate is full." BULLSHIT.

    Howard Stern to take over for David Letterman? ‘My plate is full’
    http://www.theprovince.com/entertai...David Letterman plate full/9706974/story.html

    Plate is full? Howard Stern is over. What a shit clown this dope has turned into.

    Absolute fucking fact. Howard Stern can no longer hold an audience and he was never offered the job.

    Absolute fucking fact. David Letterman stopped being funny 15 years ago.

    Absolute fucking fact. Howard Stern stopped being funny approximately 6 years ago. I'd say after his divorce, but I'll give him some leeway.

    * Stern also said there are few people in show biz whose opinion matters to him, and Letterman is one.
    Bullshit. He could give a shit about Letterman's opinion.

    * Heidi Klum, supports the idea of Stern taking over for Letterman, saying he’d be perfect.
    Bullshit. I'd bet she couldn't pass a GED test.

    * “I’ve been doing the show for years and years and I’ve had so many funny, great times with him that, you know, it’ll be weird not to have him there.â€
    Bullshit. You could give a shit about David Letterman.

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    why would they get a senior citizen to replace another senior citizen?
     
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    [h=2]"My plate is full."[/h]
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    If Dave is such a friend, why have your agent flood (relative term considering what his reach is today) the market with rumors that other people want him to fill the chair? Especially when filling chairs isn't exactly what you do best?
     
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    Stern was never funny. Jackie was funny. Billy was funny. Artie was funny. And then there was none.
     
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    :winner:
     
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    "Robin, Don had to take his phone off the hook. Les is begging me to save late night."
     
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    "Robin I love the Jimmys, I just can't come into late night and destroy them. Now if that rat bastard Jay was still there then I'd have to come in and kick some ass."
     
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    these are all reasons i can't listen to howard.....the self-serving lies and bullshit are infuriating.
     
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    I give Howard credit. He is really media savvy. He knows there is no chance in hell that CBS would ever consider him for the gig. So he gets out in front of it by turning down the job before they start the process of looking for a new host and everyone sees that he isn't even considered.
     
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    Amen. And to that list add Beetlejuice, Gilbert, Colin, and others who are now persona non grata. Nobody in the Jackie/Artie chair, but hey he has Bengy, Lisa G, Elisa Jordana, and "Phone It In" Fred writing the funny now.
     
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    I was just about to say this exact thing. Bravo. This is Howig's way of saving face.
     
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    His plate is full with beautiful cauliflower.
     
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    I dont get how hes even in there thoughts hes finished. {its over johnny]
     
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    Wiggy stay home and count ya cashews.
     
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    What are you talking about? Benjy and Howard are comedic geniuses. Did you listen to the bit last week where there was a celebrity BJ game show where Angelina Joli gave a blow job to Rush Limbaugh. That's gold Jerry! Gold!

    [video=youtube;CF7OnW4XDck]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7OnW4XDck[/video]
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    wow.
     
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    Their is a lot of truth to this. Hate jackie all you want, but that fucker delivered the one liners and came up with the skits for howard to be what he was. Now not so much:facepalm:
     
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    and this is exactly how "news is made and reported"

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