Howard Stern Photography - America Judges

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  1. eliasbboy

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    Howard Stern Photography.

    Where do we start. :facepalm:

    Howard Stern has been called a talented photographer. He's been complimented over and over for his talent behind the camera. The ass lathering has reached epic proportions and for the sanity of us all, it needs to be stopped.

    I hereby present Exhibit A for the case of "Howard Stern Sucks at Photography and Photoshop".

    What follows is an in depth analysis and dissection of some of the most egregious photoshop errors I have ever seen. While these may not be conclusive, and other examples will surely be found, I believe enough errors will be shown that the only conclusion possible will be "Guilty of Sucking".

    For those unfamiliar with photoshop and the use/abuse of cloning, I have prepared a short video explaining the tool, and how Howard fails miserably at using it.

    Please enjoy and mock responsibly. :hat:

    [video=youtube;LycEeSes-iY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LycEeSes-iY[/video]
     
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    Let's first look at a few examples from Howard's photography site, "Conlon Road Photography".

    Here is one of many many examples to come of Howard's over use of cloning. The background is filled with poorly manipulated objects.

    You will see in further examples from this photo shoot that Howard was attempting to remove a tree.

    Why not simply use a different angle? Who the hell knows.




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    All of his colors are SO blown out, the pictures almost make me have to squint :rolleye:
     
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    I can't see pics on your last 4 posts.
     
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    I've never seen this pic before. Next to the dog on the beach calendar pic, this is the worst.
     
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    Just wait. :facepalm:
     
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    This is very recent:

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    When will howard admit that he also takes a piss on people that pay for his photo shoots
     
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    thank you for your selflessness and dedication to laughter.
     
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    Dude, I like you even better after hearing your laughing voice and the joy you get/bring in mocking the absurdity of this stuff. Fucking best thing on the internets!
     
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