Howard Stern plastic surgery spree

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    why is howard all of a sudden getting so much cosmetic surgery.

    whats up with that?
     
  2. aquadog

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    Preparation for AGT.
     
  3. Shithead

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    Vain, narcissistic asshole of the first degree
     
  4. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Because on his last visit to Dawgsaloon he saw the photo comparison of himself and his mother. He is trying to finish the transformation.
     
  5. Bye You!

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    He's getting older...and wealthier.

    He can always pawn it all off as a "show biz" thing.

    It's his face and body......let him do whatever he wants.
     
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    He lives in the Hamptons with all the beautiful, plastic people. I guess he feels he will be accepted by them by becoming them. Of course, you and I know ALL the marbles in the world can't fix that Herman Munster puss of his. I'm sure when delusional Howchie looks in the mirror he see's Brad Pitt, but we know his phones Hampton "friends" laugh at him behind his back. We only see his hideous features in photographs and on TV. Can you imagine what he really looks like up close and personal? Eeeeeeek!
     
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    He wants to compete with Joan rivers
     
  9. tHISisKiSSeL

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    his plastic surgery is one of the funniest things he's done. it makes him look way worse than he would have if he just let his original face age naturally. he's fucking hideous. you can rearrange and mold a pile of dogshit all you want, it'll still be dogshit.
     
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    [video=youtube;GD5O2ZBOngQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD5O2ZBOngQ[/video]
     
  11. BeerCanThick

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    The wig I get. It is godawful, out of style by decades and obviously a wig, but I understand why Howard would wear it.

    The teeth are even more ridiculous but all the Hollywood people and wannabes get that stuff done.

    But could somebody explain the CHIN IMPLANT to me. That just seems psychotic.
    That doesn't seem like somebody who speaks to a therapist 150 times a year would do.

    Howard Stern=Body Dysmorphia Like A Motherfucker
     
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    With all that plastic surgery, he never did anything about that disgusting Adam's Apple that looks like a chicken bone got stuck in his neck?
     
  13. Engaged Chicken

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    That chin implant that looks like he had a bar of soap installed. :facepalm: I don't know which is worse, that or his new plumped up lips. :D

    :lol:
     
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    He could have aged with a little class. Just compare him to Howie Mandell.
     
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    I remember when Howard & Artie were mocking Michael Jackson and his plastic surgeries and Howie said "The first thing these people do is get chin implants." :facepalm:
     
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    Because now that he's on TV it's tax deductible.
     
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    here is a close up of the scar from the turkey neck reduction. i think this is pre-chin implant stern.

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  18. HowardsNeckFlap

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    now thats a neck flap
     
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    Looks like a neutered dog's empty nutsack.
     
  20. GivRodnyachance

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    He has always made fun of his own looks, but I think 10-20 years ago, he was doing it more as shtick and to fish for compliments. It's no longer shtick. He knows he looks like shit now. He has aged terribly and that coupled with several plastic surgeries that went terrible wrong, he's getting desperate. He has also become addicted to plastic surgery and has had at least 5-10 million dollars worth of plastic surgery. Neck lift, eye lift, fake teeth, countless nose jobs, wig, laser treatments, tummy tuck, ass lift, etc.