Stern Show Howard Stern Plays With Himself At His Desk

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  1. HowardsButtWipes

    HowardsButtWipes New Member

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    It's a known fact that he does. Discuss.
     
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    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    I demand proof.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    all of those hidden monitors. You know one of them is probably running porn.
     
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    BS! If he did it was a bit back in the back to trick silly ass fans.

    I believe that as much as his saying he never cheated on his first wife. Or other men want(ed) Beth.
    I do know he is not fearful of germs. Howard shakes every hand when he isn't around his fans or near a camera.
     
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    He watches babysitter porn on youporn.


    Ugh, even the porn he watches is lame.
     
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    I'm doodling robin :lamer:
     
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    He used to do it all the time on his E show. For instance when Benjy hooked up with Ana Nicole, Howard kept touching himself underneath his desk.


    I haven't seen him do it since he's been at sirius. Perhaps because of the many cameras in the studio.
     
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    if you watch old e clips or howard tv it's pretty obvious . . .
     
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    He looks more like Mohamed Ali than a guy playing with himself.
     
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    Who doesn't?
     
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    Who doesnt
     
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    Your AV is a sight to behold... :eek:
     
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    I believe he did it for the show, when Howard wants something kept private, it happens. To believe otherwise is to believe all of that hair on his head is growing from his scalp.
     
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    Can you imagine being paid over a billion dollars to fondle your meat at work? That's better than heaven
     
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    Now they have these in NYC to help people like him out..


    Sex toy company unveils Manhattan ‘GuyFi’ booth — including laptop and Internet — for men to ‘relieve stress’ during the workday
    BY Denis Slattery
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Saturday, January 16, 2016, 1:56 PM
    [​IMG] Hot Octopuss
    Hot Octopuss has erected what it calls a “GuyFi” booth on 28th St. and 5th Ave. in New York City, where men could, in theory, go to “relieve stress.”
    They must be yanking our chain.
    A sex toy company trying to get a rise out of New Yorkers erected a head-turning promotional ploy on Fifth Ave.
    Hot Octopuss unveiled what it called a “GuyFi” booth on 28th St. and 5th Ave. where men could, in theory, go to “relieve stress” mid-workday.
    The masturbation-themed marketing scheme was inspired by a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men questioned admitted to masturbating while at work.
    [​IMG] Hot Octopuss
    A representative said Friday that, “the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.”
    The booth was created to “take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves,” Octopuss said in a press release.
    The booth was actually an out-of-service telephone kiosk outfitted with a black curtain, a folding chair, a laptop computer, and a Hot Octopuss ad along the side.
    “At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth,” Adam Lewis, Hot Octopuss co-founder, said in a statement. “We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want.”
    A representative later told Mashable Friday that, “the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public