Howard Stern Quote

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I went and dug up this post I made on SFN a few months ago. It is a shining example of Howard hypocrisy:

    Listening to the show from 9-9-02. Howard was talking about leaving radio after his contract expired in 3 years. Stuttering John asked Howard would he stay if he could do 4 day work weeks. Howard responded, "If you're not there on Fridays, you are doing a disservice to the audience and you're not doing your job. You're not doing it right. That's like someone going to work and doing a half ass job. That's like you hire a guy to do a job and he kind of just sleeps on the job and he just sort of gets by... All or nothing for me. If you're gonna do this job, you show up every day and you give it your best. You know? I'm not gonna come and do this show and jip my audience. Not gonna do it. I'm gonna do the best I can."
     
  2. Burly

    Burly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    whoa
     
  3. NotMyBro

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    Enjoy.

    [video=youtube;TBAxylbVuzU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAxylbVuzU[/video]
     
  4. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    who's surprised by this again? This guy continues to be a walking dichotomy.
     
  5. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Nothing surprises me from this fucking asshole anymore.
    the only thing he can do anymore to shock me is make me laugh
     
  6. lastlaugh

    lastlaugh Well-Known Member

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    "Not gonna gyp my audience" :backlol2:
     
  7. Smiles

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    So which one is the real Howard? Honestly? Did he change in his old age, or was the lying douchebag always there?
     
  8. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    No offense, but this topic and quote has had about 50 threads about it.
     
  9. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    No offense, but my thread is better than those other 50.
     
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    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    Listen, Howard and his show have evolved. Say what you want, but the show has never been better! What do you do for a living?
     
  11. reno

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    Howard invented the three day work week.
     
  12. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    He also said, "I've made a career out of bullshitting and talking out my ass".

    That's as he was giving career advice to Gary.
     
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    it was over when Beff first came in to shill Giftscriptions, then Bling a Bones.
     
  14. John Smith

    John Smith Well-Known Member

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    He's new (and a little slow, I think)
     
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    rather piss on instead
     
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    Duplicate threads come with message boards. But I don't enjoy them either. Unfortunately it's the only way I can get you to hear me even though it goes in one ear and out the other. We argue about the same things over and over, your unwillingness to show any sort of compassion or interest towards my threads, others' posts. I'm tired of being the selfless one. Outside of the arguing which is 99% of the time about things I'm sick of enduring every weekend for you, I don't break your balls about anything. I stay out of your way during the week and wait around until I hear from you. I've literally required zero effort from you and still tried to do anything you asked me to without complaining. The other threads were damn good threads, and I do a lot for you that you don't deserve. You want the arguing to stop? Then stop being an asshole towards the only poster besides your mother that still manages to love you deeply everyday knowing nothing will be given back in return. You don't have to give it 100%, hell you don't even have to give me 50. At this point I'll take whatever effort you can give. But I have to see something Larry. I have to feel something from you. I don't think that's too much to ask.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Howard bashing Conan for working FOUR days a week (at about the 4 minute mark)...

    [video=youtube;wLwJqTOeesM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLwJqTOeesM[/video]
     
  20. somedude61

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    Classic Howard bullshit to get a good deal for his contract renewal.