Howard Stern Quotes from 2005

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  1. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    The show of today is haaarrrrrible, so i'm listening to 2005 shows.

    here are some interesting quotes:


    "My goal was to be in Sports Illustrated in a bikini. MY GOAL! Could you be more vapid?"

    -on a SI swimsuit model


    "They apparently, both of them, have too much time on their hands. They live in a mansion, they don't appear to work all that much...they just hang out in the house the whole time, doing nothing"

    -on Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson

    "And Ozzie is looking real strange, and Beth pointed out 'Ozzie had a facelift'...he looks really weird, he looked much better before he had the face lift"

    -on Ozzie Osbourne
     
  2. Nemo

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    2005
    -Planning of the Revolutionary marble heist.
    -Pre chimney-land...the sterns were just renters during the early early days of the hijacking of the Hamptons.

    It is a shame we can't have a listening thread for old shows.
     
  3. slacker

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    Twenty pages easy...
     
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    if the shoe fits :dontknow:
     
  5. Nemo

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    If only full shows would occasionally pop up on youtube.
    We could have a listening thread for classic shows.
     
  6. Groucho Marx

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    If there were a site that had a ton of old episodes from 1985-2012, we wouldn't be allowed to discuss it here based on the rules, right?
     
  7. Nemo

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    I think if we all listened to a youtube clip it would not break any rules.
    What you are suggesting is against the rules ...:coffee:
     
  8. bucketbuddy

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    we need an answer to this, and a link should be PM'd to me
     
  9. Sternac

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    Sure, get a hold of Bobo. I think that douchebag has cassettes of every show since then.
     
  10. Nemo

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    That would be against the rules.
    :facepalm:
     
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    I love this one. Fucking hilarious. From 9/2/02.

    [video=youtube;TBAxylbVuzU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAxylbVuzU[/video]
     
  12. Bye You!

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    I know there are people who have a ton more shows than I do. I started with feb 1, 2005 I think.

    How does one upload to YouTube?

    And there are plenty of YouTube to MP3 converters.

    Email wouldn't be against site rules :idea:

    OR

    We could go to the other place to file share :giggle:
     
  13. Bye You!

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    Who was that speaking? I didn't recognize him. :dontknow:

    Sounds like someone who might, let's say, hit it outta the park every day.
     
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    :bee::bigcry::bee:
    .........:lol:
     
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    He's now firmly and terminally ensconced in the "Howard Parallel Universe"
     
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    Please, the goal should be to be in a bikini in the fucking snow, making it non-vapid. They are dedicated to their art. I love ya, but gotta give this one to Wiggy. :c
     
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    You can go back to that era and listen to any show any day and get quotes like that. I recently heard one where he absolutely basked NSAL to smithereens
     
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    Here was his interview with Bill O'Reilly from 2005. It's 3 or 4 parts. What stuck out for me is how confrontational he was then vs just trying to charm the hosts now.
    Also he vowed to always have Lesbians on his show. I don't remember the last time Lesbians were a part of the show.
    [video=youtube_share;Q3hVhmX1jOE]http://youtu.be/Q3hVhmX1jOE[/video]
     
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    Wow - has anyone ever sent this to him?? I'd LOVE to know what his reaction is when he hears that tape.... unbelievable.
     
  20. Nemo

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    2005 is an amazing year.
    ALL the Revolutionary promises.

    I recently listened to some 2003 shows.
    They were equally amazing.
    Wiggy bashed anyone that ignored him at the Hamptons gatherings.
    Matt Lauer took an amazing beating for not saying hello to Howard....:jj:

    Beth went out partying with Mrs Richie Notar and Mrs Ross Zapin.
    They were hit on by the entire E-Street band.

    It would be so amazing to listen to these shows as a group and re-re-live the amazing-ness....:bigcry: