Howard Stern "Quotes"

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  1. BennyMusolini

    BennyMusolini New Member Banned User

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    Or anyone from the stern world.
     
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    "[fake laughter]" - Fred Norris
     
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    "I was just about to say that."

    "I was just talking to someone about that last night " - Some Fat Blob on ISDN
     
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    "I'm a compulsive liar." - Wigward A Stern
     
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    I have many of them, "But it's a whole thing"
     
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    One I use in my personal life.

    "I I I have fucking rock star hair." - Stuttering Asshole
     
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    I piss on my fans.
     
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    Last of a dieing breed.-HS

    Hopefully...
     
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    "I believe radio is a habitual kind of medium. That people wake up in the morning, they go to work and they want to hear their favorite disc jockey. and if you're not there on Fridays, you are doing a disservice to his audience."

    :jj:
     
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    beetlejosh "My kids are older than me right now." Gold

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    Q: What about Robin?

    Beetle: "Robin...who cares about that bitch?!"

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    "The most honest man on radio." Another soft prejudice of low expectations?
     
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    "What if i invent radio with pictures, and call it Radio Vision.."
     
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    Howard stern can't be around little kids anymore....that's all I'm going to say
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Not really a "quote" but I lol'ed at Reilly last night on a replay complaining about his pay.

    Reilly to Robin re her big houses: "...loneliness is a bitch and there are only so many pork chops you can eat."

    If that weren't good enough, Artie, who typically isn't quick witted, followed up with "that's not true."
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    HS: I am engaged.

    RQ:

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    You'll hear these in just about every show

    "Lest anyone think..."

    "Be honest."

    "How much are you worth?"

    and of course...

    "How big is your cock?"
     
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    Yeah no listen, I feel badly about it, but it is what it is. Can I - can I ask, what do you do for a living?