Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMusolini, Mar 19, 2014.
Or anyone from the stern world.
"[fake laughter]" - Fred Norris
"I was just about to say that."
"I was just talking to someone about that last night " - Some Fat Blob on ISDN
"I'm a compulsive liar." - Wigward A Stern
I have many of them, "But it's a whole thing"
One I use in my personal life.
"I I I have fucking rock star hair." - Stuttering Asshole
I piss on my fans.
Last of a dieing breed.-HS
"I believe radio is a habitual kind of medium. That people wake up in the morning, they go to work and they want to hear their favorite disc jockey. and if you're not there on Fridays, you are doing a disservice to his audience."
Q: What about Robin?
Beetle: "Robin...who cares about that bitch?!"
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
a tons of more sht quotes from the frail Wig @ http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/howard_stern.html
I'm the voice of honesty.
"The most honest man on radio." Another soft prejudice of low expectations?
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
"What if i invent radio with pictures, and call it Radio Vision.."
Howard stern can't be around little kids anymore....that's all I'm going to say
Not really a "quote" but I lol'ed at Reilly last night on a replay complaining about his pay.
Reilly to Robin re her big houses: "...loneliness is a bitch and there are only so many pork chops you can eat."
If that weren't good enough, Artie, who typically isn't quick witted, followed up with "that's not true."
HS: I am engaged.
You'll hear these in just about every show
"Lest anyone think..."
"How much are you worth?"
and of course...
"How big is your cock?"
Yeah no listen, I feel badly about it, but it is what it is. Can I - can I ask, what do you do for a living?