Howard Stern Show: Humpday Monday

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started the show saying he drinks coffee again. Look for a new Starbucks sponsorship or show tie in since he mentioned them by name, coincidentally Robin just started drinking coffee again too. Does anybody still believe those two are being honest about anything. Howard acknowledged going to Jennifer Aniston's wedding. He got a boner over Orlando Bloom and was pissed that he got his phone taken away. He left early, of course, after giving a "speech" for Justin. Next more tedious Periscope ads disguised as Wack pack antics, Pittsburg Pete said the dreaded "faggot" word to Joey Boots and they are in some retarded war. More wedding bullshit next, Howard was invited to the honeymoon but didn't go and danced with Kimmel's wife. Seems Howard forgets that Jennifer Aniston was there, he's so chubbed up about Justin. Howard painted all vacation, he doesn't want to do anything else. Robin's birthday wishes next, a parody song, fake Donald Trump and fake Charlie Sheen chimed in. Next Howard shit on Piers Morgan being harsh on AGT, doing the job they hired Howard to do. Howard claims that Simon will replace him next year, confirming that the Sony leaks were correct after all. More Periscope bullshit with Jeff the Drunk and Marianne from Brooklyn next, featuring the beaten to death bit about Jeff's lump. An hour with Sour Shoes and Jon Lieberman next, promoting an "embedded with Sour Shoes" special. Seemed to cover a lot of ground that has been covered many times before. Live reads next to finish up the first half of the "week". Same old ground, Bruce Jenner, AGT promotion and Donald Trump. The king of all carbon footprints said he doesn't agree with conservatives about the environment, fucking hypocrite......the brown buffoon read a few more stories but it seemed like Howard didn't comment so he could get out of there on time. He's got to rest up for the live AGT shows.

    http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm#mon

    • Coffee, Jennifer Aniston's Wedding And More. 08/10/15. 7:00am
    • Robin's Birthday And Pittsburgh Pete Vs. Joey Boots. 08/10/15. 7:25am
    • More Aniston Wedding Stories. 08/10/15. 7:50am
    • Charlie Puth Sings A Robin Song Parody. 08/10/15. 8:00am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 08/10/15. 8:05am
    • New Phony Phone Calls And Songs. 08/10/15. 8:25am
    • Mariann From Brooklyn, Jeff The Drunk And More. 08/10/15. 8:35am
    • Jon Leiberman And Sour Shoes Visit. 08/10/15. 9:10am
    • Robin's News. 08/10/15. 10:10am
     
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    those 2 day work weaks Robin, fucking ponderous man, fucking ponderous.
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    King of all carbon footprints and brown nation.

    Classic
     
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    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    His new love of coffee reminds me of when he couldn't get enough Becks beer and Klondike bars.
    So fucking fake.
     
  5. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    "I'm so tired Robin. I'm so tired I need some coffee. And when I asked if they still served semen in it they looked at me and laughed. I dont know why they were laughing. I missed it...Robin?"
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Brown buffoon :jj:

    I read this solely for that gem each time.
     
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    William Shirtner Well-Known Member

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    I bet today and tomorrow are his only new shows for the rest of the month.
     
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  8. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Howard drinks the coffee fresh from Sal's pouch.
     
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    he owns 25 million square feet of living space for just him and twiggy, of course he is the king of carbon footprints.
     
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    I laughed at that one too.
     
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    Robin, I don't know about you, but I was absolutely blown away by Spiderman 3.......Robin?
     
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    Starbucks.....a new advertiser?
    or a passive aggressive shitting on AGT sponsor....Dunkin Donuts?
     
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    Howard was on fire with the fake celebs today with Robin birthday wishes from fake Bill Clinton and fake Bill Cosby.

    If the pattern from the last few years holds up of 4 shows each August, this was 25% of Stern's live shows for the month - all in (for vacation), so he's got to make the most of each show to work in clandestine ads.
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    I stopped listening when he announced AGT. I can't believe I used to worship this guy, used to skip school to listen to a really good show. This rundown looks sadder and sadder each week.
     
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  15. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Hmmmm.....as always Nemo brings up a good point.
     
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    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    Knowing the wigged hermit, he doesn't know Dunkin donuts sells coffee.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    dumb like a wigged fox is he

    Do you believe Howard didn't know he was talking to Orlando Bloom?
     
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    Still no recap on "The Official Site of Howard Stern." What a bunch of lazy Pieces of Shit to go with that Piece of Shit web site.
     
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    Bought both of BS books and paid to see his movie. Man I was scammed as a kid!
     
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    I really feel for Howard. It must suck that he has to cram a half a weeks worth of work into Monday. It takes me until about 1-2PM on Wednesday to get to a half a week work of work.
     
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