Howard Stern Show Monday: Gays, Filler And Fat

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started off discussing Gary's bullshit at the White House dinner and his asking Bradley Cooper to say "hi" to the scammers in suits at Gary's SiriusXM exec table. Then two hours of gayness with Bruce Jenner talk and the Clay Aiken interview. Howard must have had a severe case of blue balls after that, the pain this good honest company man endures for his fans. On to the filler, Sal has a stalker and Jason fucks up the bathroom, Jason taking over the role of Tim Sabean in contrived bathroom shenanigans and the continuation of the Sal is an idiot story line. Finally on to the fat, HPE embedded will be played after the WUS and every other possible opportunity until Stern's contract ends. Stern making millions off the fucked up life of this enormous tub of shit while paying him in applesauce and frozen meatballs. More fat, Robin finishes up the show with her version of the news otherwise titled, whiteys always wrong

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#mon

    • Gary Bothers Bradley Cooper At Correspondents Dinner. 04/27/15. 7:00am
    • Bruce Jenner Interview Discussion. 04/27/15. 7:15am
    • Howard's New Chair. 04/27/15. 7:35am
    • Clay Aiken Visits. 04/27/15. 7:55am
    • Jason Pollutes The Bathroom. 04/27/15. 9:15am
    • Phone Calls, Evil Dave Clips And More. 04/27/15. 9:35am
    • Sal Has A Stalker. 04/27/15. 9:45am
    • Embedded With High Pitch Eric. 04/27/15. 9:55am
    • Judge Antonin Scalia Is Not A Fan. 04/27/15. 10:20am
    • Robin's News. 04/27/15. 10:25am
    • Wrap Up Show Coverage Coming Later. 04/27/15.
     
  2. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, I'll continue to not listen.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Also an embedded YouPorn ad, complete with the monkey giving a description of YouPorn membership benefits:

    Howard said he jerked off to YouPorn last night. Howard said he found a good one. He said they change them every day. Howard said that this blond haired girl can't get her car to start so two ass clowns come up to her and say she can use their phone at home. They take her home and the house looks awful. Howard said that the guy asks what she does for a living and she eventually admits she works in a strip club. Howard said the guy asks her to show them something. She lifts up her shirt and then the guy asks to see her ass. She does that and the guy's finger is in her vagina. He said that's all he needed. Howard said he's so embarrassed.

    Gary came in and told Robin about how YouPorn works and how you have to have an account to save favorites. Sal said he's a member. He said he changes the name of the folder to Verizon or something.
     
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    nice. :hat:
     
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    ...i forwarded thru the sal bit and the jump brought me to leiberman embedded with hpe at which point i shot my laptop to tap the screen to stop the player.
     
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    So he talked for a half hour about a god damn chair ?
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    From the rundown it's mostly gay talk, Mark should have labelled it Bruce Jenner part 2
     
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    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what's worse gay talk or chair talk
     
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    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    When are they going to move the show over to the gay channel and get it over with ?
     
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    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    Howard all in, knocking it out of the park with QVC levels of entertainment. Maybe he can coax Marci in to talk about organizational skills tomorrow.
     
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    BethSucks' recaps are funnier than any single moment on the HSS these days. I love these daily recaps.

    "Stern making millions off the fucked up life of this enormous tub of shit while paying him in applesauce and frozen meatballs" :D
     
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    An hour and twenty minutes with Clay Aiken, are you fucking kidding me.
     
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    HPE.png
     
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    There are a million things that have "evolved" for this shit show, but one thing that hasn't is Hmus' obsession with other people's opinion of him. These are never funny or fun.

    Also, those comments on the Bruce Jenner interview were nothing close to earth shattering. I used to like him riffing on current events, but now notsomuch.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Scalia will become a new target, he fits all the criteria, white, straight, Christian, conservative, male, no connections to Hamptons/Palm Beach parties.
     
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    Yes....he's a safe target. Funny how he hasn't taken one shot at the I-Man lately. Talk about mirroring someone's career, with the exception of you know, actually working.
     
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    Looks horrible - will the talented staff turn Jason into a serial bathroom offender to create more filler for the show? Hopefully Jason won't end up like Tim and Lisa G, the other Stern staffer who took shits at work, who are now former employees.

    Justice Scalia must not be aware that the Stern show of 2015 is gay friendly with lots of politically correct speech and occasional kitten adoption segments.
     
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    Clay Aiken? Really? Does anyone really give a shit about this guy anymore?
     
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    I like how they basically said that poo-pourri doesn't work, because Jason used it after taking a dump, but Robin still smelled the shit when she went in later. Way to throw one of your few sponsors under the bus.
     
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    Too bad Howard turned down that spot on the YouPorn Board of Directors in December. He could've steered them to long-form, story-driven porn, with no close-ups of penetration, blow-jobs (demeaning to women) or anal (Howard felt a turtle head poking out once). He could've bankrupted the company in three months flat.