Howard Stern Show Monday: The Tank is On Empty

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, May 18, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started his last week before a long vacation with his TIRED WNBC drivel before crying about back pain, seems that Sarno's bullshit isn't working. The discussion about Robin's cat dying was another glimpse into the life or a narcissist. Apparently the cat died with it's "care-giver", Robin apparently doesn't take care of her cats on the weekend, keep in mind her weekends are longer than her weeks. On to the filler, boring Jeff the Drunk talk, plugs for 50 Shades of Gray, more ass-kissing about Howard's lowest rated of the week Letterman appearance, bashing Bill Cosby, continuing the fake Sal hypnosis bit and set up for another Bigfoot bit. Contrived phone calls next, a contract negotiation call from a woman who loved Howard staying with radio for so long, then another caller to set up the Game of Thrones ad complete with fake Chalie Sheen and fake Arnold, finally the excruciatingly boring Monotone Matt bringing up Beth so Howard could passive aggressively mock her frigidity. Then an hour and a half with the oh so current David Crosby, with Howard rehashing the same questions he asks everyone and covering the same ground that he's covered 100 times before. A couple more calls when they came back including a set-up call from Tommy From Malden allowing Howard to get in another few shots a Letterman and Howard's jealousy over the attention paid to his retirement. Howard finished up his arduous workday with the live reads and a few rushed "news" stories from last week poorly read by the vegan hog who's is broken up over the death of a cat she never saw.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm

    • Back Pain, Robin's Cat Dies, Night Terrors And More. 05/18/15. 7:00am
    • Goofing On Jeff The Drunk. 05/18/15. 7:25am
    • Movie Reviews And More. 05/18/15. 7:25am
    • Phone Calls, Evil Dave And More. 05/18/15. 7:35am
    • Bill Cosby Audio Clips. 05/18/15. 7:40am
    • A Post Hypnosis Sal Update. 05/18/15. 8:00am
    • Where's Big Foot? 05/18/15. 8:05am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 05/18/15. 8:15am
    • David Crosby Visits. 05/18/15. 8:50am
    • Howard Takes A Couple Of Calls. 05/18/15. 10:25am
    • Robin's News. 05/18/15. 10:40am
     
  2. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Why would he resign again? just leave
     
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    "I'm all in Robin...



    Robin?"
     
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  5. BethSucks

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    Just for once can we have a caller call in after an interview that tells him it sucked big sloppy cow pussy ! Just one time !
     
  7. RonHeinzkaboot

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    He obviously wants to resign.
    He is giving shout out to bloggers, during Robin's News segment no less which is the coveted prime ad time, who right something positive about Wiggy and The Howard Stern show. Heard 2 minutes of THSWUS and they spent it pitching the THSS website as a place to get ancillary triva click bait.

    Maybe Howard doesn't want to really do the radio show but you know he wants to use Sirius to negoitate for the crazy marboles that are out there during the video platform wars. Look at this recently written insight on how Amazon chased and threw money at a even more irrevelant Woody Allen to get him to do a series on Amazon:



    Woody Allen fans may be looking forward to his new original series on Amazon, but the famed director is not happy he agreed to do it.
    In an interview with Deadline during the Cannes Film Festival, the well-documented technophobe said that he doesn't "even know what a streaming service is" and that he's "regretted every second" since agreeing to do the untitled six-episode series.

    "It's been so hard for me," Allen said. "I had the cocky confidence, 'well, I'll do it like I do a movie. ... It'll be a movie in six parts.' Turns out, it's not."

    The director said he doesn't even watch television, and Amazon courted him for a year and a half to get him to agree to the project.

    "Finally, they said 'look, we'll do anything that you want; just give us six half-hours,' " he said. " 'They can be black and white; they can take place in Paris, in New York and California; they can be about a family; they can be comedy; you can be in them; they can be tragic. We don't have to know anything; just come in with six half-hours.' "
     
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    Why would the fuck get a new chair if he was going to retire . He is so full of shit . He will resign for less money and spin a story about how they begged him to stay . King of all Bullshitters
     
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    I seriously think your show synopsis has far surpassed marksfriggin.com. It's SO good that if you worked for the Plughead show you'd be fired in less than a week on howardstern.com.
     
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    Beauty.... now I don't have to force myself to listen to any of that dribble.

    This gets me all caught up.

    Thank you Sir!
     
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    Because we need him employed in order to keep this forum alive and kicking. For all intents and purposes, Wiggy and Wonky have become the Shed's wackpackers.
     
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    "What's he saying, Robin?"
     
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    That's a good way to look at it . They do provide entertainment for us and we beat up on them like the tards on the Wig show . Good point
     
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    David Crosby fits right in with our new demographics, right Robin? People over the age of 60 that love positive news about great new stars like Taylor Swift.

    So Sad to hear about your cat dying Robin, you know Beth feels that way all the time when she abandons; erm, leaves the cats off on a prospective adopting family's doorstep. See how I wedged her into our conversation Robin? Robin?


    What's most disgusting to me is the amount of product placement that he does now. What a fucking hypocrite whore.
     
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    Howard also took such a pass on saying anything bad about Al Sharpton's daughter suing NYC.
    Robin gets extra points for bringing that up in her News
     
  16. BethSucks

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    He always has, the deposition where he admits it is from the mid 90's, they were just able to be more creative about it when they had talented writers.
     
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    Yeah he makes a big deal of Beth and him crying over giving their hundredth kitten to a the real adoptive parents
    But he doesn't even give Robin a chance to explain her and her cat Jennifer Aniston's grief after hearing her cat died in a cab
     
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    He asked Jason how his new treadmill is working.....predict they will be doing treadmill ads
     
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    You know Robin, speaking of dead cats, Beth was just running on her new Bowflex Treadmill that keeps her in top notch shape and we decided to watch the very sexy 50 shades of gray together while eating a delicious meal at Nobu this last weekend, did I miss anything Jason?
     
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    No marble left behind Robin. :grad: