Howard Stern Show Monday: Waaah! And Filler

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard began the show crying that he was sick and overworked from sitting in a chair on AGT last week and getting paid millions for it. Tell that to a soldier in the Middle East, a cop on the South Side of Chicago, a nurse in a busy hospital or a guy on a street repair crew, you snivelng pussy queen. Then on to hours of filler, Riley Martin show clips, Robin is doing cryotherapy, Howard went to a memorial for a cousin (a guy named Stacy), some stale old news stories, Tracey Morgan didn't respond to Howard's notes and did his first interview elsewhere and the homeless game for concert tickets. More filler with planted phone callers (praising Howard for AGT), TV show discussions etc.... On to the hour long interview with Melissa Mcarthy, once again beating the same dead horse, SNL, Lorne Michaels, SNL, Lorne Michaels........ On to the live reads, occasionally interrupted with some JD talk, more self congratulatory AGT talk from planted callers and an occasional week old news story from the rotund vegan who admitted to eating eggs. The poor, overworked, cock obsessed asshole finished up on time to go nurse himself, hopefully with Howard's emaciated body unable to fight it, it will turn into pneumonia.

    http://marksfriggin.com/index2.htm
    • Howard Sick And Miserable. 06/01/15. 7:00am
    • Riley Martin Show Clips. 06/01/15. 7:15am
    • New Prank Call And Robin's Cryotherapy. 06/01/15. 7:25am
    • Tracy Morgan Today Show Clips. 06/01/15. 7:55am
    • Homeless Game For John Mellencamp Tickets. 06/01/15. 8:05am
    • Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame And AVN Awards Discussions. 06/01/15. 8:20am
    • Phony Phone Calls, Voicemail And More. 06/01/15. 8:50am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 06/01/15. 9:05am
    • Melissa McCarthy Visits. 06/01/15. 9:15am
    • Howard Takes A Couple Of Calls. 06/01/15. 10:10am
    • Robin's News. 06/01/15. 10:15am
     
  2. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    For an old queen like him doesn't it just seem natural that he has a male cousin named Stacey?:giggle:
     
  3. kicksave7

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    Glad I didn't tune in today.
     
  4. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Fake story is Robin is NOT fucking insane...
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  5. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Robin's Cryotherapy, huh?


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  6. Gretsch Man

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    Robin's into cryotherapy? Wow, nobody saw that coming.
     
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    Melissa McCarthy again? His only guests that are still "names" are almost always seemingly repeats and RECENT repeats.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I tuned out when Melissa McCarthy was one. Ponderous man, Fucking ponderous.
     
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    What an all star show, Robin there knocking down my door with offers. lol This is why radio and t v suck.
     
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    lol
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I was gonna go for a cryogenics joke but that's a hundred times funnier!:D
     
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    The quality has degraded to the tv shows they have on in the background at doctor's offices.
     
  13. njguy8

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    Is Howard trying to pull an Andy Kaufman with his, I'm so tired and overworked bullshit?

    How does he not know how regular people, e.g. his fans, actually work for a living.

    He can't possibly be that fucking stupid, could he?
     
  14. Benjamen

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    I noticed that when Robin listed the effects of cryotherapy, she did not include weight loss -- which is certainly the only reason she's bothering with it. It's just like the expensive blood-circulating machinery she used in Los Angeles, to mimick the effects of exercise without actually exercising.
     
  15. Uncle Larry

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    What a way for the show to return after a week off. It looks like all the "talent" in the Stern show backroom must have been busy updating resumes and their fantasy baseball rosters last week while Howard was embarrassing himself with AGT. Maybe tomorrow they can work in another hilarious bit with fake Charlie Sheen.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He actually went to a memorial? Are the note paper and meat trays hitting too hard in the marble area?
     
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    Im tired. Im tired so on and so on:bethsucks:
     
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    I truly think Wiggy would slit his wrists or pay off the rest of that Kit'n Ranch to get Lorne Michaels on the show.

    I love how Lorne is now just about the ONLY SNL person to never come on THSS.

    Love. It.
     
  19. kicksave7

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    Narcissistic one percenter...he hasn't been a part of the "real" world in a long long time.
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    His "I'm not too thin Robin" comments were quite entertaining.

    He really has a serious body image/eating disorder.