Howard Stern Show poetry club

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    Sidekick not speaking
    Pissbag slosh is only sound
    Listener cheated?


    Old man take photo
    Horse enhanced by photoshop
    Dawgs sleuths will notice

    (and a Limerick)

    I know this shock jock with fake hair
    On his head a fake wig he must wear
    Then he got divorced
    From his old bimbo horse
    No money, so his head is now bare
     
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    Failure for not including nature/season element.

    :fail:
     
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    Millionaire mansion
    Croquet field for horsey trots
    Beachfront property
     
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    Bitter Fla Fla Flunk
    Standing in the rain shouting
    Why not join the fun?
     
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    An observant eye
    Watching rich mans empty life
    Piggy is joyfull :D
     
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    This little piggy...
    Tried to play the game but failed
    Sand chafes the pussy
    :bigcry:
     
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    Wigward on the beach
    Dries himself off with money
    Ugly pelican
     
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    Two poetic minds
    In synchronicity write
    Both are on same page
     
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    Howard must feel like a flake
    Fatherhood is no piece of cake
    For his youngest daughter
    Is defying his order
    And she's fucking a nappy-haired Blaek

    His oldest daughter, the poet
    Is in a Hebrew cult and you know it
    She loves to eat pussy
    Her armpit is bushy
    And her muff is so hairy, you could mow it
     
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    Then there's wifey, of course
    We all anticipate the divorce
    Her fake tits are as hard as a rock
    She used to suck Arab cock*
    And the bitch has a face like horse








    *Allegedly
     
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    The barren womb aches
    Wind whistles between her ears
    Let's make snow angels!
    :facepalm:
     
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    The one eye looks left
    The other eye looks forward
    Wonky-eyed retard
     
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    :golfclap: :yay:
     
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    :lol: This needs to be published ASAP!
     
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    His sibilant speech
    Like a snake, hissing esses
    Spit-sprayed covered mic
     
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    At the start, Howard Stern took chances
    But to expand on his own finances
    He pissed on his old fans
    Said good bye to rock bands
    Now he judges gay dogs that dances
     
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    If anyone needs help making those limericks, go to rhymeZone.com. :up:
     
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    Howard's show used to have humor
    No, it's true, it's not just some rumor
    But now the show is so bad
    And I often feel sad
    So much that I root for Robin's tumor
     
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    :lol:
    Thats evil, but fucking funny! :artiejj:
     
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    Always with bent knee
    Big giant gross manly feet
    I love animoes!