Howard Stern Show Tuesday: Better Than Ambien

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Zzzzzzzz....... Howard starts off talking to Wheels who's assignment today was to allow Howard to show disinterest in podcasts and gloss over the Baltimore riots with Uncle Tom Robin throwing in some elitist commentary. Then a talk with staffer Mehmet, who is supposedly white and definitely full of shit. Filler until Robert Downey Jr. AGAIN. Well over an hour of softball interview with RDJ, the exact kind of interview that Howard used to mock, filled with amaaaaazing talk about what big celebs they are. Next an amazing ten minute segment (we'll only be breaking to use the restroom, Robin) with the usual filler, nonsense from Tommy from Malden, mocking Pat Robertson (so edgy) and replaying a phony phone call he played in segment one. After the beak, more filler: Yucko interviews people at a Star War gathering, Doesn't he ever think people get tired of that, the first couple Gary Garver ones were great the 150th time it's done it's beyond dead. A fake story from Monotone Matt, JD bashing AGAIN and a Big Foot game round out the snooze fest. The show ends with live reads occasionally interrupted by the droning of Robin's version of the news.
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 04/28/15. 7:00am
    • Prank Calls, Audio Clips And More. 04/28/15. 7:10am
    • Mehmet's Sex Party Interviews. 04/28/15. 7:15am
    • Howard's TiVo Crash And More Calls. 04/28/15. 7:30am
    • Robert Downey Jr. Visits. 04/28/15. 7:45am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 04/28/15. 9:05am
    • Various Audio Clips. 04/28/15. 9:10am
    • Howard Takes More Calls. 04/28/15. 9:25am
    • Yucko The Clown Interviews And Other Audio Clips. 04/28/15. 9:35am
    • Monotone Matt's Disgusting Masturbation Story. 04/28/15. 9:40am
    • JD Sounds And A Big Foot Dating Profile Game. 04/28/15. 9:55am
    • Robin's News. 04/28/15. 10:10am
     
  2. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  3. Pigsaw

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    After the beak...:cwl::haha:

    Freudian slip?:giggle:
     
  4. jon1972us

    jon1972us Well-Known Member

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    I dare anyone to listen to this show at night and NOT fall asleep out if sheer boredom.
     
  5. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I walked by the Sirius building this morning and saw a bunch of people with Avengers psoters I guess waiting for Robert Downey.
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Major news in today's show today. As I pointed out in the listening thread that Howard finally kinda admitted that him claiming to have a brown belt in Shotokan karate was another bullshit lie. Today he admitted that he only did it because his daughters did it and he sucked at it.

    I am still waiting for him to screw up and admit he didn't graduate cume laude from BU. I went to BU and I know it is hard to graduate with honors when you started in the College of General Studies because every class had every test graded on a bell curve (it was mandatory grading practices for the program). So only about 5-10% of the students in the program get As in any given class. The number of people who came out of the program and graduated with honors was very few. Once he got into the College of Communications, it would have had been easy to get good grades, but he wouldn't have gone there until his junior year. I graduated from the College of Communications and half the classes were a cake walk. I took some film study classes where you watched movies and wrote papers on them and that was the entire class.

    Granted the easiest class I had was a history class called "History of America Humor" and the only requirement was a final paper which I wrote on Caddyshack. I knew it was an easy class the day I walked in when I saw Tony Amonte and Keith Tkachuk (plus several other BU hockey players that nobody who wasn't a BU fan would know) sitting in the back row.
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Well, at least he can drive a golf ball 300 yards....
     
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  8. Uncle Larry

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    Robert Downey is a big name, but he was just on last fall. He's making the rounds again for his movie promotion, so his appearance isn't some HSS exclusive due to Gary's extensive network of connections.

    Howard was also able to work in a caller who brought up the Playboy interview list - yesterday's show must have been too jam packed so Howard had to wait a day to discuss it.
     
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  9. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member

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    No, i think it's because Robin commonly mistaken for the Hulk. Same body mass. Happens all the time.
     
  10. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I wonder what the suits at Sirius think of what the show has become? Howard is driving subscribers away, not bringing them in.
     
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    When he wasn't stargazing at the list of celebrity attendees at RDJ's birthday, Howard did let one gem slip out: Whenever he emails a woman, he CC's his serial cheater wife -- apparently so that she can see for herself that he's not up to foul play.

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    I can't imagine Beth "I was sneaky about my cheating!" Ostrosky reciprocates. (And if he thinks she does, and that he's seeing everything, he's even more delusional than I thought.)

    If his therapist condones this, he should be arrested on the yacht that Howard's sessions paid for, and immediately thrown in jail.
     
  12. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    I always thought that was a vehicle to get his lame joke about Sensei Freidman off. Whatever. Nothing new.
     
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    RDJ,spent 2 million on his own birthday.I could have used 1 of those million.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Who's idea you think that was?
     
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    ambien listens to the stern show to fall asleep





    I clearly stole this joke
     
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    Without a doubt: Howard's. :facepalm:
     
  17. TallTyrion

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    LOL. it's such a joke. I'm doing this so we won't cheat on each other.
     
  18. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Cc'ing email's proves nothing, you'd Cc the ones that were innocent and hide the ones that weren't and Beth probably would have more to worry about in the emails Howard sends to men.
     
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    I always see his wife as asexual...
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I sense this could be Beth's way of being introduced to someone famous. Very odd in a relationship though. Also i betcha the wig makes Beth cc him on emails too. I love it when he slips this stuff. Doesn't even realize it probably nor does anyone tell him it's odd behavior.
     
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