Howard Stern Show Tuesday: Humpday For The Wig

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    After a grueling four hours yesterday Howard made it back in for another day of pissing on his former fans. He started off the day with an embedded Apple ad with Ralph joining in to hit all the relevant ad copy points in an Apple/Samsung comparison with Jason. Funny how Ralph can be wide awake so early when Howard needs to make a marble. On to a break about ten minutes after the show went live. Then Brad Garrett for the first time in years, after talking to one of the world's hottest women about cock yesterday what does he start off this interview with COCK of course, then bathroom and doody discussion before moving to the other interview givens, cash and irrelevant references. I'm sure all Howard's new young AGT fans loved the Jackie Gleason/Ralph Cramden references. Howard had Brad bring in his girlfriend and went into his passive aggresive psychobabble. The interview ended after an hour, leaving Howard plenty of time for his new favorite content material, filler, filler and more filler. More Sour Shoes doing Artie, Howard will beat this into the ground just like anything else even remotely funny. On to his plug for Dancing With The Stars, claiming to watch that and Gotham simultaneously. Next a set-up for a future guest, Chad Coleman from Walking Dead who had some issue on the subway. Then more boredom with a contrived bit about Jeff The Drunk being "catfished" (those new writers sure know funny) followed by a creepy call with Sgt. Manning with Howard going into whether the guy misses killing people and some more tired Howard in Vietnam talk. Rapid fire filler next, Marianne from Brooklyn, Monotone Matt, Oprah, JD, Ronnie, Riley Martin, "Angry Alice"........ Finally live reads interrupted by the bloated sows stale "news" and a discussion about diarrhea with Wendy the Retard. An appropriate ending for a show full of shit.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#tue

    • Apple Watch Vs. Samsung Gear 2 Watch. 05/05/15. 7:00am
    • Brad Garrett Visits. 05/05/15. 7:30am
    • Sour Shoes As Artie And Many Other Voices Calls In. 05/05/15. 8:35am
    • Chad Coleman Rant, Phone Calls And More. 05/05/15. 8:50am
    • Is Jeff The Drunk Being Cat Fished? 05/05/15. 9:10am
    • Sgt. Keith Manning Checks In. 05/05/15. 9:15am
    • Mariann, Monotone Matt And More. 05/05/15. 9:25am
    • Audio Clips, Prank Calls, And More. 05/05/15. 9:35am
    • Riley Martin, Tan Mom And Angry Alice Audio Clips. 05/05/15. 9:55am
    • Robin's News. 05/05/15. 10:10am
    • Wrap Up Show Coverage Coming Later. 05/05/15.
     
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  2. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    BS, I think I heard this show back in 2011. Really topical stuff. Loving the show so far this month....

    At least he hasn't given up on the Vietnam talk yet. That's topical....anything else Robin?
     
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    Beths Feet Active Member Banned User

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    Why did she change her name from crazy Alice? Is it politically incorrect to say crazy?
     
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    it's their PC way to make it seem like she's not nuts.
     
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  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He also hasn't let her come on live in years, can't let the dreaded "n-word" get on the air.
     
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    Beths Feet Active Member Banned User

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    If he isn't the one who says it then who cares?

    I havent listened in 2 years and am out of the loop. I couldnt take it anymore. That is why I joined this site. To try and find out what
    the hell happened to Howard?
     
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    Beths Feet Active Member Banned User

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    So they are taking away everything that made it funny. Does beetlejuice come on the show anymore?
     
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    Unexpected to see Brad Garrett back on again, although I doubt he brought up any stories about Beth being mesmerized by elevator buttons or that she's no genius. I'm sure his book sales will be through the roof after this appearance and maybe Beth can give him some tips on how to get a lot of five star reviews.

    Has Stern ever explained why he calls Wendy a slow adult instead of a conqueror on his edgy and uncensored show?
     
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    Howard loves his sandbox full of safe filler.
    It is past the point of torture to listen to.
    I hope Gary sends that Wendy the retard segment to the people at The Kennedy Honors.
     
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    Left out that Blobin said N*gger. Brad Garret interview was good since Wiggy was quiet during most of the interview. The show has been dog shit since last renewal completely mailed in definitely :bethsucks:
     
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    Today Sternthology will feature an old Brad Garret interview.
    Will it be censored/edited?
     
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    Mlaw has all of the answers...
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Didn't catch that in the rundown, anybody else catch that Howard said he stopped eating meatballs and is now eating fishballs. That was the line on MarksFriggin, I thought Howard gave up meat years ago, maybe he meant he was eating meat and balls and got hungry for fish and Mark got confused.
     
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    I will confer with him asap. Thanks!
     
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    What does this mean for Mama Mancinis live reads? :scratch:
     
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    At least Wiggy was happy he finally got someone to admit they are jealous of Beth and that they would be a better wife than her. Of course that person was Wendy the Retard but Wiggy knows she speaks for all women. :rolleye:
     
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    I did hear that but like with everything Stern does it goes on too long and I fade away.
    So you can't say retard but you can still goof on retards?
     
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    For the love of god man, change your avatar.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Ridiculing am African American that's ALSO a little person? Are you Nuts?!!