Howard Stern Show Tuesday: Unlistenable

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started off taking a call from Hanzi that was really just a means of rehashing the Mick the Nerd segment from yesterday, then on to discussion of the fake fight between Jay Thomas and Riley. Next up FAKE BRUCE JENNER, the real Bruce must have turned Stern down for an interview so now fake Jenner can talk cock with Howard. The jokes in this segment seemed so bad a 1st grader could have written them. Filler closed out the pre-interview segments, tranny F-Marry-Kill for the third show in a row, lame talk with Tommy From Malden, irrelevant man on the street questions etc..... Interview time: over an hour with David Spade AGAIN, covering the same ground and throwing in Howard's latest beaten to death subject matter, the SNL 40th anniversary show and Letterman's leaving. Howard still can't get a grip on the fact that Letterman is gone and has no desire to stay in the public eye. Interview two: Royal Blood, the band Howard has been promoting for the last month or so. I'm sure the marble connection with them will rear it's head soon. Most of the interview was about bands Howard could relate to, Cream, Zeppelin, Moody Blues, Leslie West etc, the only current references involved cock and calling the guys good looking. The next segment started with replaying the horribly fake and unfunny "my cock is gone" clip with Sal. Then on to the regular callers all saying how great Royal Blood was, more proof that Howard has a marble connection to these guys. Finally the live reads with a few moldy news stories read poorly by the gargantuan gunt. AGT promotion! More Bruce Jenner talk and Mick the Nerd bullshit finished out "humpday" for radio's biggest sell-out.

    http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm#tue

    • Hanzi, New Prank Calls And More. 06/09/15. 7:00am
    • Email And The Riley Martin And Jay Thomas Feud. 06/09/15. 7:10am
    • Fake Caitlyn Jenner Calls In. 06/09/15. 7:25am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 06/09/15. 7:30am
    • Various Audio Clips And Bits. 06/09/15. 7:45am
    • David Spade Visits. 06/09/15. 8:00am
    • Royal Blood Performs Live. 06/09/15. 9:15am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 06/09/15. 10:00am
    • Robin's News. 06/09/15. 10:2
     
  2. drewjube

    drewjube Well-Known Member

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    When Spade was ribbing him about the constant Royal Blood promos, didn't Gunktard tell him, "Hey, I have to sell them"?
     
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    Well, another day another million dollars.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    His interviews are god awful and what the hell is Royal Blood?
    I've never fucking heard of them....

    Do David, tell me about your time on SNL? In a sense to do you feel that you started your career there? How big was Will Ferrell's cock?
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    "the live reads with a few moldy news stories read poorly by the gargantuan gunt."

    Always a winning reference. Thanks for the recap of another home run by the HSS
     
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    Samurai Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thanks for making me glad I cancelled Sirius. Don't see how you make it through this bullshit.
     
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    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...right now im hearing wiggy calling in the rolling stone writer who is doing an article on royal blood. this is another hijack to get himself into part of the story when the article comes out. stern on the cutting edge. when he was talking to spade he said "give me one more headline". its really transparent. wiggy just keeps popping up like a wack a mole.
     
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    Jesus, that's horrible.

    Thanks for sacrificing yourself so I don't have to.

    You're doing Gods work.
     
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    That looks horrible - 3 day weeks with horrible replayed bits and shill callers.

    Howard broke out the fake Jenner bit a day after the Radar Online story on how evolved Stern supports Caitlyn Jenner. At least with the Royal Blood guys the show had some guests this week under 50 years old. Just another day of hitting it out of the park for the Stern show.
     
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    When will Howard come out of the closet once and for all ????? replace Howards show with Dawg Shed Roundtable..everyday online..
     
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    There is no way Spade can possibly think this shit is good anymore.

    His buddy Chris Rock hasn't been back since calling out the Wig for the shitty content.
     
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    The planted callers are the absolute worst. How about you stick in at least one that isn't so ass kissing so we have the illusion the show is real
     
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    Is it beer can thick ?, in a shence ?
     
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    The "my cock is gone" bit is really one of the fakest.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    :secret:The plants are a trap.....
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    Bobo, you're on the air.
     
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    OneBallBelz Well-Known Member

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    Numerous articles state that Royal Blood shares management with Arctic Monkeys. Arctic Monkeys are managed by Domino USA, but Royal Blood is not listed on Domino's site.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    If Howard says the show has never been better, then the show has never been better. /thread

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    What the fuck is Royal Blood?
     
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