Howard Stern Show Wednesday: Ending The Week With Fail

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started off with a segment about the song Plowed by Sponge and how much he loved it, must be something to do with Whalerock. Next he cries that Game of Thrones is boring now with less nudity, less schlong for Howard ruins it. Next a segment about HPE wanting a service dog. Howard brought up his last dog and how it was taken away. Our member Lou Cypher got the mistreated animal removed from Erik, not Howard or his "activist" "wife". Then on to more Letterman talk, Howard is clearly seething with jealousy at the attention Letterman is getting, knowing that no one will care when he retires. On to conservative bashing, first the timely, current call in from fake George Bush and then the same tired stale argument against Christians. To keep the beating of a dead horse theme going he moved on to Wolfie interviewing people at a fairy convention. An hour plus interview with Melissa Rivers next, going over the same material he went over with her mom 80 times, complete with edgy Carson and Leno references. Filler next, more Sponge plugging, a boring call from Wheels, more Letterman drivel and the announcement that Jimmy Kimmel will be sitting on Monday. Finally on to the live reads, with Robin interrupting now and then with last weeks new's, complete with last week's stories about BB King and Bruce Jenner. Howard also spoke to Jeff the Drunk and HPE in between live reads. Jeff is continuing the contrived story line about a fake Internet girl and HPE said he wouldn't get a service dog. A woozy Howard exhausted from another 12 hour work week finally was set free for four days of painting and listening to Sponge (at least until he is given financial incentive to listen to something else).

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed
    • One Hit Wonders. 05/06/15. 7:00am
    • Game Of Thrones Discussions. 05/06/15. 7:10am
    • High Pitch Eric To Get A Service Dog? 05/06/15. 7:20am
    • Child Birth Or Orgasm Game. 05/06/15. 7:30am
    • Saying Goodbye To David Letterman. 05/06/15. 7:35am
    • Fake George Bush Calls In. 05/06/15. 7:55am
    • Religious Nuts. 05/06/15. 8:00am
    • Wolfie Interviews From The Fairy Festival. 05/06/15. 8:15am
    • Melissa Rivers Visits. 05/06/15. 8:40am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 05/06/15. 9:55am
    • Robin's News. 05/06/15. 10:10am
     
  2. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    for your listening pleasure!
     
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    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    Such a shit show, but I continue to listen every week. Why. Jesus.
     
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    "I have a lot of questions for Dave for my final interview with him, Robin"











































































    Robin?
     
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    Off for four days. What a brutal schedule! How does Howard do it?
     
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    "Howard's live reads with Robin interrupting with news" :jj:
     
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    Melissa Rivers?

    I would have to be paid to listen to that crap they call a show.
     
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    He admitted today that he wants to see more cock on GOT because it would be shocking. He also said that he laid in bed last night with a sleeping Beth while watching GOT with the volume blasting
     
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    Eh, I was reaching around for something witty to say; but you know what: I'm coming up empty. The show is such a shit shower that I can't even be bothered anymore.
     
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    Robin, I'm bored with Game of Thrones because I've only seen cock twice since this season started. Bobo, you're on the air.
    Yeah Howard, screw GoT I can hardly wait for AGT, that's a better show. I hope that guy that plays the piano with his tongue wins this year.
    Hey Now. Thanks Bobo. Robin, we have Melissa Rivers coming in today. I'm going to ask her something edgy.
    Hi Melissa. there you are.....it's good to see you. I have a quick question right off the bat. Did your mother ever schtupf Johnny Carson and was he as big in the pants as I've heard? Right Robin? Robin?
     
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    Howard had the nerve to ask Fred to play the Sponge song as soon as "American Nightmare" faded out so that he could eat his breakfast. He just had the start of his show moved back an hour after 30 years of complaining about starting at 6, and he still can't show up to work ready to do his job?
     
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    Why listen to the show when we have this.

    Thanks for posting it. You're saving me from at least a dozen headaches trying to listen to it.
     
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    Stock Hmus Apologist Answer: He doesn't owe you people anything, they don't pay him as much at sirius, in fact theyve been downright nasty to him. You should thank your lucky stars that you have a radio show to listen to.....BABABOOOOEY!!!!
     
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    Man, you might as well sit in for Howard and Bobo......sounds EXACTLY like what they'd say! :bounce:
     
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    I'm waaaaay taller than Benjy, I'll tell you that.
     
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    Look listen yeah no.

    "The Show" takes the airwaves at 7am for 4 hours. What's on the air can vary. Listen it depends on what Howard wants to do that day. Yeah no that's just how it works. You should call in and ask him about it.
     
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    The only thing entreating about The Howard Stern Show now days is BethSucks reviews of it. Reading them are always the highlight of my day. Kind of makes me sad that Howie ain't on 5 days a week.
     
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    Professional broadcasters always delay their show so they can eat Robin.
     
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  20. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Beth crashed out drunk (allegedly) after the party they went to last night and it didn't matter how loud the TV was because she was in another room.