Howard Stern Show Wednesday: Same Show, Different Day

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started off complaining about his schedule and then moved on to some embedded ads for TV shows and his sexual adventures with Beth (that's the fake story Mike). Misogyny from Howard next, discussing how women are only valuable in media if they are dressed skimpily. Howard threw in his great contribution to AGT of moving Heidi's cup to expose her tits better to the pre-schoolers and old folks home residents that make up their audience. Why no one calls the bastard out on this remains a mystery, explained best by the fact that with no audience, no one hears it. Next on to over half an hour with JD, looks like they are moving on from beating Benjy to death to beating JD to death. Next over an hour with Ryan Phillippe AGAIN, Howard once again worked in how no man can be professional in romantic movie scenes and how he got chubbed up during the making of the 56th highest grossing movie of 1997. Filler next with Gary and Howard discussing Sal's appearance and Howard continuing to beat Letterman's retirement to death, then on to contrived prank calls, most likely from one of their interns. Then live reads, Fatso's "news" and the revelation that they are on a seven minute delay to ensure anything remotey entertaining never makes it on air. Finally with another "week" of knocking it out of the park in the books Howard can relax for four days, painting amidst mountains of cat feces, empty wine boxes and selfie sticks.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed

    • Howard's Night Of Sex And TV. 04/29/15. 7:00am
    • JD's Ryan Phillippe Pre-Interview. 04/29/15. 7:15am
    • Ryan Phillippe Visits. 04/29/15. 8:10am
    • Etiquette And Sal's Hair Discussions. 04/29/15. 9:25am
    • NY Times David Letterman Interview Discussed. 04/29/15. 9:50am
    • New Listener Prank Calls. 04/29/15. 10:05am
    • Robin's News. 04/29/15. 10:10am
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard is the dump button king.
    He can seamlessly dump a non amazing (REAL) caller and you would never know it.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Why would the king of free speech need 7 minutes of delay on uncensored and unregulated radio?
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I couldn't listen to the Ryan Phillippe interview. I didn't want to fall asleep.
     
  5. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    I believe Howard hasn't hit the dump button in 3 years. He hasn't had a real caller in that much time and he has Gary edit out stuff in real time for the West Coast feed and replays. Why use the dump button?
     
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  6. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard did a bizarre rant about the song Louie-Louie.
    The king of censorship and editing his own content was whining about how people wanted to have a song banned 50 years ago???
     
  7. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    That show was even more pathetic than the one's last week that had no guest.
     
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    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    same ole same ole. everyone back to sleep nothing to see here
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  9. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    These threads always deliver the truth:

    • the making of the 56th highest grossing movie of 1997
    • Fatso's "news"
    • are on a seven minute delay to ensure anything remotely entertaining never makes it on air.
     
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    Nice wrap up. I feel like I was actually there!
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    A seven minute delay?!? Seven minutes? Even in Wigdick's craziest days, did he ever have such a long delay?

    What an asshole. But this is nothing new.
     
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    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    Don't mean to be a wet blanket but wasn't the 7 minute delay referring to the app feed and not the dump button?

    I couldn't sleep last night so I put the show On this morning to catch up on a few zzzz's so I might have missed it.
     
  13. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard was hazy and confused during that discussion.....aka doodling
    I'm sure he has a massive dump and uses it regularly.
    He needs a large dump in case a real caller pranks him for a few minutes......then he can dump the entire call.
    If you notice he is always nervous when a non regular caller may be pranking him.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I think Howard should hire BethSucks to host the Wrap Up Show. He actually makes the train wreck known as the Stern Show sound entertaining.
     
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  15. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Yep, He said he used it to delete mention that Jimmy Kimmel and wife "were pregnant" (gayest terminology ever unless the baby came out of Jimmy's cunt) before it was known by the media. You know people have gotten through with Zoo-Za-Zoo references, AGT ratings disaster references, NSAL Charity rating talk etc........
     
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    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    Gotcha. I think I was just about entering my REM sleep when this was on.
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...couldnt get thru anything past the first 40 minutes. the funniest part in all that was wiggy saying he wants to reduce the show to 1 hour a week for the same pay of course. hes finished and i think he knows it.
     
  18. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    old school dumping in the FM days was noticeable because there were a few people speaking in the studio.

    Now it is just Howard and Robin. My guess is Howard announces he just dumped signalling everyone to be quiet until he speaks again because he knows dump time........aka a seamless dump

    WUS boys took a dump class too
     
  19. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    fun fact.....
    How Stern answers (doodle) is just as important as the content of the lie he tells.
     
  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He's probably at home right now in the chess room/mausoleum tugging it to Cruel intentions. Sitting with Ryan Phillipe for over an hour must have gotten him all worked up.
     
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