Howard Stern Slammed the Lid on Beth Ostrosky Stern

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    What other explanation is there for her vanishing act? No red carpet events, no stupid comments on tv shows, etc... etc...

    Howard must maintain a new image where he comes across as somewhat intelligent. He cannot let his bat shit crazy wife run loose at this critical juncture in his career.
     
  2. Peau de Soie

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    1. Healing from the latest slicefest.

    2. Going for the in vitro.

    3. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT INTERVIEWING HER.

    As much as I'd like to believe your theory, there are plenty of alternative ones -- I doubt he's turned on her just yet.
     
  3. Dlist

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    When she made the "Bethman" comment, he was so derogatory, he knows she is a ditz and should just shut the f* up.
     
  4. McButterPants

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    Look at that ridiculous forced smile. It's why she is a terrible model. Facial expressions should look natural or sexy or whatever. But she just looks goofy.

    And it is painful to do a smile that fake. Look in the mirror and try to smile so wide and big that both rows of teeth show. Try to make that face. It's so unnatural and stupid.

    I hate her. :)
     
  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Having a trophy wife probably gets embarrassing once the shine wears off.
     
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    I'm going with number 3.

    Outside of the self congratulatory Hampton's crowd and a small NY circle, she is widely unknown and no thought is given to her.
    As it should be.
     
  8. Dlist

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    I used to love Howard, and I wish I could love wife number #2, but the spazz hands (no offense spazzmatazz :)), the 12 yr old voice and inflections, the stupid arm warmers..there is just nothing to like.
     
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    Something is definitely amiss. My money's on IVF treatment. The world will soon be blessed with the fruits of Howard & the Polack's exhilarating sex life. A mini Ostrosky-Stern will be delivered (probably not vaginally), before the year is out, i reckon :secret:
     
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    Ick. That pelican plus that air head makes for unproductive member of society.....
     
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    lmfao
     
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    no fucking way...both of them are so vain, there is no way she would screw up her body to have a kid....don't get me wrong, she wants kids badly...but if it does happen, mark my words it will be via adoption....
     
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    oh please let it be some kid from Africa
     
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    In LA there are much hotter, younger women with considerably more screen credits working as hostesses and temp secretaries to pay the bills between gigs. (some might even be hooking). Unless she does something notorious, there's no interest in an "LA 5".
     
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    Totally agree.
    Look at this ridiculously forced smoldering pose:

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    shes better under water

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    She don't look bad there. She's like that Seinfeld episode of the two face girl. Sometimes she takes a good picture and other times awful. But since she's a so called "model" she should look good more often than not, which is not the case. And that was probably FHM or whatever that magazine was? They obviously were good at what they do from the lighting, setting, photo touchups, etc..

    One thing that really stands out. THAT NOSE. I'd love to see Howard try to photoshop out that pre op snozz. :jj:

    Nice body in that pic though.
     
  19. Senator Rick

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    whenever I post that pic -which is my favorite all time Beth pic- at least 4 or 5 people will jump in to point out how if's all special f/x
     
  20. PappYawn

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    I hate that photo. There is nothing sexy about it, much too contrived. Yuck.

    P.S.Oh lookey lookey here, fur!
     
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