Howard Stern Taught Me........

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    Howard Stern Taught me.......

    Lesson 1. Whenever signing a contract , make sure there is No Performance Clause

    Lesson 2. Once you cash the check , you can Piss on your Customers .

    Lesson 3. Never talk to anyone ,who Won't stick thier tounge up your ass.

    Try to follow the format , with the Lesson the Wigtard has taught you :hat:
     
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    Lesson 4. People who eat meat have nothing going on in their life
     
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    5) ass wiping techniques
     
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    Lesson 5. If you just re-edit your past, that's your new reality.
     
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    It never happened if you change the dates and remove the audio from the library.
     
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    If you cannot bring talent into the studio, have an impersonator sit in instead.
     
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    Saying "error" in a megaphone for thirty minutes is topical and compelling radio.
     
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    7. Ask everyone the same 5 questions and after they answer proclaim that it's the best interview you have ever done. Then have all your sycophants repeatedly and publicly proclaim that it was the best interview he has ever done.
     
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    How not to be.
     
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    It is perfectly acceptable to harbor animosity towards your parents, even at sixty and wildly successful.
     
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    To say to everyone i don't like to spend my money, then 5 days later purchase a 52 million dollar mansion.
     
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    8. If you get an A-list interview like Paul McCartney, you don't have to do a show for two weeks. The interview will be turned into a "special" and rerun instead.
     
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    8. Iceberg lettuce is for white trash, not the creme de la creme.
     
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    To pretend not to know when people are on drugs.
     
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    NEVER admit you were wrong! :grad:
     
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    One man invented EVERYTHING.
     
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    and also during that time, set up a charity begging others for 7 million dollars.
     
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    When recreating your past history, you can make yourself into a fuck hound