Howard Stern: "the only way I could please a woman is to write her a check".

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  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    January 16, 2001 show at around 107 minutes in.

    A caller is talking to Howard about sex and why he shouldnt belittle himself... :rolleye:

    Howard responds by saying: "the only way I could please a woman at this point is to write her a check. And then she gets all excited."
     
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    Sounds like a Jackie written line. Howard was never that witty on his own.
     
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    or truthful.
     
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    Well now he has a huge dick according to Beff...so...
     
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    Jackie was gone.

    I vote John via "note."
     
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    Without his money, I doubt Howard could please a woman in a woman's prison with a handful of pardons AND the keys.
     
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    That's an old school Youngman/Dangerfield hacky line. Agreed it came from Jackie.
     
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    I don't think he does, but Howard should believe what he said. Because it is true.
     
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    well it's true. if i had the nose and chin of a junior high schools janitor's slop sink faucet, i'd be writing checks to every whore too.
     
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    I'll bet Beth and her Mom must have been listening that day. :bigthink
     
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    What happens when Howard walks into a wall naked, with an erection?

    He breaks his nose. ~ Jackie Martling
     
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    You know, the sad part is that if he was a decent human being, that wouldn't matter one iota. Most women aren't as enamored with looks as men are. I know many extremely beautiful women married to men not considered classically handsome. A man of integrity and generosity that can make a woman laugh and feel special will trump a rich or empty headed trophy man any day. This is especially true once a woman hits her late 20s imo.
     
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    ...........and a "buff body" to go along with that huge dick. With such a catch at her disposal how come they're never in the same bed, let alone house together? Go figure :dontknow:
     
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    Well,he pays his psychiatrist thousands of dollars to tell him this is normal. I'm betting that Beth is seeing the psychiatrist on the side.
     
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    And there's his marriage to Beth wrapped up in one line he said years ago. Way to go Howard.
     
  18. SuperFarts

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    This was my thought.

    No question that Beth has an odd facial structure but I doubt Wiggy could have gotten her (or anyone else for that matter) had he been a manager at McDonald's (no offense to anyone who may work there).