Howard stern: then & now

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Then : now

    Loved his wife : "loves" his "wife"
    Had guests on his show : has the wack pack and yes men on his show
    the original wack pack : a bunch of freeloading losers
    worked 5 days a week, took the weekend off : works a weekend, takes a work week off
    somewhat conservative : raging libtard
    ate a normal diet : wtfs a "pescatarian"?
    we laughed with him : we laugh at him
    an average joe : an elitist bitch
    a closet hypocrite : an unwitting hypocrite
     
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    young : old
     
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    colon. not backslash
     
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    or is that a forward slash :scratch:
     
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    Colon. That's a funny word
     
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    Hey, he hits out of the park everyday. Make that 4 days a week. Make that 3 days a week. Make that 2 days a week. Make That...............................
     
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    Not like Imus/ just like Imus
    funny/ not funny
    pointed out hypocrites/ hypocrite
     
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    cared about the show : doesn't give a shit
     
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    Pissed on his competition/pisses on his fans

    Jackie put funny words in his mouth/Whoresy puts pathetic words in his mouth
     
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    Howard was never remotely conservative.

    I would classify 90's Howard as a non PC liberatarian. He has always been extremely liberal on social issues (he just had the sense not to bore his audience with patronizing gay rants). Yes Howard was always a milirary hawk (particulary about Iraq war) but then again so were the majority of democrats and many liberal pundits until it became time for the 2004 election.

    Your list is great though. I'll add a few


    Has a great time at Jackie's summer beer bash : Won't take a limo in for Richard Wedding/attend Gary's dad's funeral
    Mock Rosie and Ellen for being phony nice on air while be hypocritic jerks in real life: Kisses thir asses
    Counts the jellybeans in Rosie's head : Chastises Dave for making a joke about Rosie being a toe truck driver because it is hurtful
    Could laugh at himself: cries and is offended by any percieved slight
    travels to vegas to do a week of phenomenal Stern shows; travels to vegas to do a bullshit reality show
    sends stuttering john to ambush and mock celebs at red carpet events: get upset when rickie gervaise does the same thing on stage
    regularly has comedians Pat Cooper, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld, Gilber Gottfied, Sam Kinison on the show: regulary has whitney cummings on the show
    gave hilarious takes about interesting events in his personal life: only talks about photo shoots
     
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    I got some!


    • Makes song parodies about Imus and DiBella : Orders a gag order on Opie & Anthony and Jamie Foxx
    • Fights with callers who threaten to take down his empire : Fights with callers who call him out, BECAUSE HE'S JESUS CHRIST
    • Picks up on random callers and celebrity impersonators (remember Bobby D?) : Picks up on Bobo, Mariyann from Brooklyn, Eric from Hoboken, Jeff the Drunk, High Pitch Erik, disguised interns, child pornographers, serial child rapists, and any other mental patient
    • Invited Gary the Retard for his various birthday parties : Won't do it anymore for some reason
     
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    :up:
     
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    Too late, you missed by new addition.
     
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    Then:Millions of listeners

    Now: Less than 200.000
     
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