Okay, we all know it's a wig, but why does it have to be the style of a 1980s metalhead? Frankie Bello, the bassist for Anthrax, has hair like Howard Stern, if it were real. Frankie Bello cannot really update the hair, you know? It's part of the subculture he's been a leading member of for decades. But what is Stern's excuse for looking like a 1980s rocker when he talks about healthy, pescatarian dieting and kitten adoption? Why don't people trash him for being so dated and stylistically inappropriate?