Howard Stern Tuesday: Again!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jun 16, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Looks like not one bit of originality or creativity creeped into the show today. Howard started off talking about the wigger woman AGAIN and morphed into kitten talk AGAIN. His ad deal with Tommy John must have ended as he was plugging NBA socks as the only ones that stay on his feet. Jeff The Drunk and his lump AGAIN was next and then on to filler AGAIN....Donald Trump to run for President AGAIN, Ronnie's Pace car AGAIN, planted AGT caller-can the show make it without Howard AGAIN, abortion and gay marriage are the two most important issues in Howard's gilded world AGAIN. Next came a horrible disjointed segment about Bobo being in the hospital and watching General Hospital. Then on to Game Of Thrones and nudity AGAIN and the dredging out of the Sternac bit from the mothballs complete with a shot a Leno AGAIN and a Bruce Jenner mention AGAIN. The wigger woman was the topic of yet another segment where Howard discussed his Hampton's butt buddy Matt Lauer's interview of her on the Today show. Final filler before the interview, a planted caller leading into an ad for Beth's fucking cats AGAIN. Then Judd Apatow AGAIN spent an hour and a half with the wigged wonder today. More "this is your life" boredom rehashing everything they've rehashed before. Post interview filler included another planted caller with an ad for Royal Blood AGAIN followed by Wolfie and Mick the Nerd AGAIN. On to live reads, in between ads the Mammoth Moron threw in stories about Bruce Jenner AGAIN, wigger woman AGAIN and Howard cried that he has to miss the James Taylor concert because he's so dedicated to his work. Isn't his second scam job on the air tonight and isn't that the reason he can't adjust his schedule, according to the "man" who just finished his humpday broadcast it's all Sirius' fault.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/index2.htm

    • Fake Black Woman, Maple The Cat And More. 06/16/15. 7:00am
    • Jeff The Drunk And The Lump. 06/16/15. 7:10am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 06/16/15. 7:15am
    • Bobo's Hospital Visit And More. 06/16/15. 7:30am
    • Sternac The Improbable. 06/16/15. 8:00am
    • Rachel Dolezal Today Show Clips. 06/16/15. 8:15am
    • Adopting Cats, Phony Phone Calls And More. 06/16/15. 8:25am
    • Judd Apatow Visits. 06/16/15. 8:45am
    • The Wolfie Vortex. 06/16/15. 10:15am
    • Robin's News. 06/16/15. 10:35am
     
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  2. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    wait, that's real? like he actually said he now loves NBA socks? The fucking planted ads see no end. They now extend over to Beth's Instagram account. What a dick.

     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Robin gave him the set-up, must have been in her script:

    Howard said he didn't mean to blow Robin off yesterday. He said he has this beautiful cat named Maple. Howard said he's very involved with her. He said she's one of their fosters. Robin asked if those were Tommy John socks that he was wearing in the one picture. Howard said those were NY Knicks socks. Howard said he was going for a walk. He said those are the only socks that he likes that stay on his feet properly. Howard said the other type don't stay on his feet. He said he has tried with others but the Knick socks work. He said he loves them. Howard said they gave him a bunch and he wishes they'd send him more.
     
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    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ. Fucking lame.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    wow. this show could have been from 2 years ago, with the current crap just thrown in. NBA socks stay on my feet is the shittiest endorsement I've ever heard honestly. Does anyone have socks that don't stay on your feet? if they don't you need to get smaller socks. God I hate this phony douchebag.
    Also 3 hours with repeating material is just awful.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    good lord what the show has sunk to, do you think he can really believe he is putting on a good show now adays? Jeff the drunk, his lump, Bobo and cats... now that's a show my friends!
     
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    It's like they live in a big empty museum and the cats are scattered about just so they can make small talk.
     
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    Same Shit, different day...AGAIN
     
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  10. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I need to start a blog or podcast and just mention all my favorites and see if I can get some freebies. A millionaire and his plugs. (Not his hair)
     
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    I think maybe he does. He's become so isolated that he really has no idea that his fan base has deserted him. The only "fans" he has contact with are Maryann and Bobo. He's been shielded from real callers for years. If you are constantly told how great you are, even when you put in minimal effort, you start to believe you have the Midas Touch and everything you touch turns to comedy gold. I think mentally, Howard is in that place.
     
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    Who the fuck has problems with socks? :wtf:
     
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    Can you tell me what happened again?
     
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    Tommy John underwear, NBA socks, What's next? NHL scarfs?
     
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    I hope Sirius/XM will give this hard-working man a raise so he can afford to buy his own NBA socks instead of having to beg for freebies.

    Can't believe that they dredged up the Sternac bit again - he must be stuck in a time warp (or is just lazy with a backroom filled with hacks) if he thinks that anyone wants to hear this in 2015.
     
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    I can't believe they resurrected the bit about Ronnie's pace car again. It was beaten to death when it originally happened and it's even more lame now. It was the main topic on the WUS, they should just cancel that show too.
     
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    You forgot Richard Christie's phony phone call...real innovative cutting edge stuff there.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I already posted this in the listening thread, but the best part was when Wolfie's kids (who are big AGT fans) wouldn't choose Howard as their favorite judge even after being coached repeatedly (the little boy picked Howie Mandel). Too bad the media doesn't pick up on that story instead of blindly printing the fake press releases about Howard being mobbed at restaurants by kids who love him on AGT.
     
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    Exactly, in fact that's the exact phrase he was using to plug the Tommy John socks.
     
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    I listened to this thing three times and she is saying Meatball (sans the t). Fuckin Conquerer :mad:
     
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