Howard Stern Tuesday: "It's Humpday Robin!"

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started the day saying he needed to lose weight as his means to embed ads for Siggie's yogurt, John Varvatos and AGT. He needs to lose five pounds before the live AGT shows begin in August. He said he can't cut down on his eating so he needs to exercise more. Next, I agreed with him for the first time in forever, he said DeBlasio is doing a shit job as mayor. He complained the homeless people and scammers were all coming back to midtown. Saint Beth tried to buy a scrawny cat from some homeless woman but got rejected. Filler next, Jake Gyllenhaal will be in tomorrow and Howard wants to set him up with Robin, Sal couldn't afford two hotel rooms for his vacation and Donald Trump is doing every show but Howard's. Next up, over an hour with Jason Ellis, AGAIN.:deadhorse::deadhorse: Ellis mentioned being in an open relationship and the first thing out of Howard's mouth was whether Ellis had seen the other guys cock. :gayflag:Horrible filler next, Carol Leifer made a phony phone call, Shuli talks with Underdog Lady and a planted Electric Eel like call with some bitch that also is in an open relationship, more opportunity for Howard to talk cock and project cuckold fantasies. The next segment was "Asian Pete Movie Game", I couldn't read it, that led into moronic interview questions with Grateful Dead concert goers. On to the live reads interrupted by the rotund reporters stale, inaccurate news. The main thing that came out of that segment was a discussion with fraudulent, scumbag High Pitch Erik about his recent health issues and his current scams. Howard made himself feel good by criticizing the idiot and his eating habits. Then it was off to another hard day of meetings (psychiatrist and personal trainer/ball washer) for the most honest guy in media

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#tue

    • Howard Needs To Lose 5 Pounds. 07/21/15. 7:00am
    • New York City Is A Mess. 07/21/15. 7:10am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 07/21/15. 7:15am
    • Jason Ellis Visits. 07/21/15. 7:45am
    • Phony Phone Calls, New Bits And More. 07/21/15. 8:50am
    • Underdog Lady Interview Clips. 07/21/15. 9:05am
    • Sam The Rejected Hot Chick. 07/21/15. 9:20am
    • The Asian Pete Movie Game. 07/21/15. 9:45am
    • Grateful Dead Concert Interviews. 07/21/15. 10:00am
     
  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    he does need to lose weight, that fatso.
     
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    I'm just wondering how much of the Jake G interview will be about Bubble-Boy :bigthink

    Oh, who am I kidding: it's gonna be all Brokeback Mountain talk.... :rolleyes:
     
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    martin Shit Mult Banned User

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    So Jake Gyllenhaal will be in tomorrow ???

    Howard must be real excited as Jake is rumored to be a closeted fag just like Himself…No doubt Howard will have a hard-on and masterbate throughout the entire interview as he fantasizes about blowing Jake...
     
  5. Robert Higgins

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    The fake story was when, during the not so subtle plug for Uber, Wigman said he had taken a cab recently. I. Almost spit coffee all over my dashboard.
     
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  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The Uber support was interesting, saying that Beth uses them all the time. Really, Howard lets Beth get picked up by random drivers in the city. Wouldn't her beauty cause them all to drive off the road to jerk off? There has to be a marble connection somewhere.
     
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    Minnie Driver is soon to be "around".
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I can just imagine the panhandlers crowding The Wigs limo as he sneaks out of the back of the service elevator at Sirius. He must get terrified to the point that he has to throw more marbles at hus therapist to get over it.
     
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    ...thanks for the wrap up, i bailed when they started to introduce jason ellis. yeah beth takes uber but not 1 selfie of the humble event.
     
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    Another day of mailing it in.
     
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    Minnie Driver

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    there's no way that wasn't a planted plug, because riding in an uber car is just too gauche for kitten whisperer.
     
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    To steal a quote from Larry David, this really is a show about nothing. What a joke!
     
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    Why would that cunt want to buy the homeless person's cat? The cat may be the only friend that person has and maybe she's loved more than Beefus' prop cats. Instead of the dumb bitch trying to help a human who is need, the story is she tried to save a kitty from squalor. Die you vile fuck.
     
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    Thanks, BS. The HSS has gone to complete shit.
     
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    Dude, Howard INVENTED Uber. Didn't you get that memo?
     
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    Marksfriggin:

    He said that he sees able bodied people on the street with animals and they're exploiting them. Howard said he has seen that too. Howard said Beth pointed out one woman who has cats with her and they're not cared for. Howard said Beth went up and said she wanted to buy her cat from her. The woman said no. Howard said the next day Beth asked if she could pay and the woman denied her again. Howard said the woman is ill. Howard said this is a big problem
     
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    People exploiting animals...The nerve of those assholes. If Beefus was truly an animal advocate, first she would get rid of all the dead animal skin she wears/uses and second maybe she can spend some time going to help those animals with the NSAL. Don't they have a bus or van that is supposed to be used for these sort of things? Nah, doesn't matter. It's too dirty and it's real. Can't really sell depressing stuff.
     
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    Right?

    Jake is leaving a wake of pussy that would bring tears to your eyes.

    Does anyone still buy the "Robin is so hot" thing anymore?
     
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