Howard Stern Tuesday: Jam Packed Like An Old Colostomy Bag

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    i could sum this show up by just naming the guests, Sharon Osborne, Julie Chen and Ellen Degeneres. It wasn't that long ago that Howard was mocking Ellen for her man dress and stupid dancing and Chen for getting where she is because she was Les Moonves' wife and fighting with Sharon on those classic Ozzy appearances. Now it's all reverence and utter boredom.

    Howard started off by welcoming back Bobo and using it as a Periscope ad. Commercial break 10 minutes in and AGT next as Howard spins his hardest to make it seem like he wasn't replaced. Robin noticed how disinterested he is on the live shows and Howard said he was loved by a group of kids at a school he made an AGT appearance at. Then an hour with Chen and Osborne AGAIN, according to Howard these two dry cunts are hot. Osbourne apparently had a mini nervous breakdown, something Howard will press release instantly hoping to get a media mention. An hour and twenty minutes with Ellen next, you couldn't pay me to read that drivel. Live reads next. The bulbous, brown boob stumbled through a few stories. More Bruce Jenner talk, he was mentioned multiple times today, Howard must be trying to lure him onto the show again. The Colbert show starts tonight, Howard predicted it will be number one, Colbert is cursed. Howard will appear on Kimmel when he is in Brooklyn. There were a couple more stories, I couldn't make it through the rest. Another week in the books for the Stern radio show, the most honest guy in the biz can be seen tonight as America's Joke on AGT.

    @Nemo #worstshowever

    http://marksfriggin.com/news15/9-7.htm#tue

    • Bobo's Back. 09/08/15. 7:00am
    • Judy Carne, America's Got Talent And More. 09/08/15. 7:15am
    • Booey 100. 09/08/15. 7:30am
    • Sharon Osbourne And Julie Chen Visit. 09/08/15. 7:40am
    • Music Discussions. 09/08/15. 8:35am
    • Ellen DeGeneres Visits. 09/08/15. 8:50am
    • Robin's News. 09/08/15. 10:10am
     
  2. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    No mention of SFN demise?
     
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  3. Precious

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    One way Howard can make up for these tiresome guests would be to book Simon next.
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    has he started doing the Frank Gifford calling from the grave bits yet?
     
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  5. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    1000% chance Benji reads that on here and pitches it during the next alleged "writers meeting".
     
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    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    One punch, that's all I want....
     
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    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    Was he whining about having to come back to work?
     
  8. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Except Benjy will write the humorous bit having Cosby fuck Gifford in the ass, in the grave. :facepalm:
     
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  9. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Robin, I thought we knocked it out of the park today. The feedback I got on Perisssshhhcope while drinking schtarbuckshhh from my fans was out of this world. Robin???
     
  10. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light

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    in for the:

    "bulbous, brown boob"
     
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    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't know how you do it. You really do take one for the team.:)
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    It was a haarible show today. I want to enjoy it, I really do. I don't hate the guy like a lot around here do, but fuck that was awful. Boring. Unfunny. The interviews sucked. I don't really care about his personal life, Beth, etc. I just want to laugh on my way to and from work.... and it's just not getting it done.

    Howard's 1000X more talented and funny than Opie, but I tend to laugh much more whole listening to O&J.

    I'll still listen though, been doing it since '92. So I'll see it through to the bitter end.
     
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  13. TheSurvivingJesusTwin

    TheSurvivingJesusTwin Half as ubiquitous

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    Bobo really tried to be a team player there asking howard if he should periscope during his call.
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    He's obsessed with the fucking Osbournes. Between Ozzy, Sharon and their kids, I bet that they've been booked the most on the show. Yawn.
     
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    "bulbous, brown boob"

    :rofl:

    Next time I hear "All the Young Dudes' on the radio, I'm gonna sing these words along with it. :eek:
     
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    No, but the Bababooey special over the weekend was hosted by Casey Kasem's rotting corpse. How many more years is Wiggy going to keep that horribly unfunny bit going? Pretty cruel and insensitive for someone who is now pretending to be PC and mainstream-friendly. How would Howard like it if someone started making fun of his dead cousin Stacey? You remember him, he's the guy who had to humiliate himself by begging strangers for money when he got cancer, even though he has a billionaire in the family.
     
  17. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Don't insult that kid's teeth.
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the shittiest show by far this year.
     
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