Howard Stern Tuesday: Mercifully The Week Is Over

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started the show with filler, filler and filler. A short ad for Shhhtarbucks, then Crazy Alice with some set up calls, Bill Cosby's driver is a new fake voice and Sal's sex life complete with the beaten to death "my cock is gone" mentions. Anyone that made it through that heard Howard cry about Jesse Ventura calling him out for being a sell out, Bobo talk about how it is a Bobo free summer and how overworked he is at AGT. How dare a network show expect one of it's performers on a live show to arrive early. This is keeping Howard from important "meetings". Pat Manocchia will have to save that workout with Howard for another day. Embedded ads next, Periscope, Varvatos and Beth's book announcement. Howard cried about a reporter in Lexington saying why would you want someone with a very public divorce who brags about sleeping with many women to give a toast at your wedding. Unless I imagined Howard talking about his divorce on air and endless references to his "mad tear" the reporter was correct. But Howard had to bash her and the fact that she's in Kentucky in his desperate quest to be seen as evolved. Next abortion talk with a caller, a procedure legalized by the Supreme Court in the early 70's is still front page news to Howard. On to the hour and forty five minute interview with Colbert, any caffeine high that you got from your Shhhtarbucks was quickly extinguished by this tedious "This Is Your Life" segment. It seemed Howard couldn't get Colbert to admit to being a self-centered petty prick like Howard but he sure tried. Live reads ended the week, the virulent void got in couple of news stories, the evil white man that killed Cecil is back to work, Tracy Morgan will host SNL, Howard said he's afraid he won't get good sketches so he won't be hosting, seemimg to forget that he has to be invited first. Then it was off to another arduous two days of "judging" jugglers and other no talents before finally getting a much needed break in his palace of piss and kitties.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news15/8-17.htm#tue

    • Angry Alice Wonders How Benjy Lost Weight. 08/18/15. 7:00am
    • Cosby's Driver. 08/18/15. 7:10am
    • Sal's Sex Life Exposed. 08/18/15. 7:30am
    • Prank Calls, Jesse Ventura Audio And A Bobo Update. 08/18/15. 7:45am
    • Howard's Pee And Some Calls. 08/18/15. 8:15am
    • Dopey News Anchors. 08/18/15. 8:30am
    • Underdog Lady, Phone Calls And More. 08/18/15. 8:40am
    • Stephen Colbert Visits. 08/18/15. 9:00am
    • Robin's News. 08/18/15. 10:45am
     
  2. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I only caught the end of the live show, it sounded like Howard was being a passive-aggressive big baby and intentionally made the show run past the time he was supposed to be at AGT. I guarantee everyone involved with that show is relieved he'll be gone soon.
     
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He literally just has to cross the street to get to Radio City, but I'm sure he can't just walk over and do what he's paid millions to do.
     
  4. Pigsaw

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  5. TallTyrion

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    I love how he takes shots at the reporter in Lexington for calling him out on being a "ladies man".

    Robin, how dare they point out something that I've bragged about....
     
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    Why would he have to be at AGT 9 hours before show time? Don't they do it live?
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    LOL I never get sick of that.

    Seriously. Piddy Poo, the guy is working 2 days a week, crossing the street and doing another couple of hours.

    I love that he didn't have the cojones to comment on Kathie Lee Giffords Christian "Altar Call" from the Today Show yesterday, or the fact that Giff hasn't been in the ground for a week and she's back on the air.
     
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    He told Robin last week he needs four hours for his hair alone. So no wonder they need him earlier
     
  9. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Looks like a Bomb exploded right as the train was dropping. This should be investigated by Alex jones
     
  10. tv910

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    Heard an old clip a couple of weeks ago where Howard was lecturing Sal about marriage. Wiggy said that if your wife doesn't cook meals for you and isn't available for sex, the relationship isn't worth continuing and you should just get a divorce. Pretty funny since now all he talks about is spending his nights eating takeout eggplant parmesan and jerking off to babysitter porn.
     
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    Those massive 8 lb weights don't lift themselves, you know. ;)


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  12. Benjamen

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    I'm beginning to think there's something to this namedropping. Did anybody see the photo of the SNL guys they posted yesterday? Notice what was conspicuously at the top of the trash can?

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    I used Photoshop to enlarge and spin the cup around. To my horror, it's yet another product placement for -- you guessed it -- Shtarbucksh.

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Why doesn't he work a full-time schedule on the radio show and then do AGT afterwards? Like he said that Artie should do while filming "Beer League".
     
  14. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    Love his declining to host SNL even though he wasn't asked. Ha hahahaha. What a douchebag. Although I was not approached or asked, I guess I'll decline being the quarterback for the Patriots first 4 games this season.

    He is seriously a huge fuck face.
     
  15. Uncle Larry

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    So is Howard also done for the month? 4 shows per August has been the recent trend. The guy has no shame when implying some newswoman in Kentucky isn't that bright while his idiot wife lays around all day taking pictures with cats and waiting for a ghostwriter to finish the blind Buddy book.

    It didn't seem like Robin talked about the evil Alabama sorority - maybe she'll get to it in a few months once the story is old and stale.
     
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    Howard claimed today he was told at the last minute they needed him to be at AGT immediately after the radio show ended (shortly after 11:00 AM) for some special filming. He then mentioned several imaginary meetings that he had to attend first and proceeded to drag out the show until around 11:25.
     
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    Howard said today they were originally planning to take next week off, but now they're doing 2 shows. He was whining earlier because he had to use too many vacation days for AGT and it was preventing him from taking a vacation in October, I'm guessing this is meant to remedy that. Wonder how many of the staff is pissed because they expected to be on vacation next week and made plans. He clearly doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.
     
  18. Beer Chugger

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    They need him to be there immediately? It would be fucking awesome if when he got there they told him "Mr. Stern, your services are no longer required, effective immediately" and they escorted him out of the building, replacing him with Piers Morgan.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Those should really be "all in" shows....

    Monday, 7:01am: "Robin, I am exhausted and I really don't want to be here"
     
  20. William Shirtner

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    AGT is cutting into his post show nap and cat-time with Beth. The man seriously has to go from sitting in one chair and talking to another chair and talking and that is his only job. I'm pretty sure this was his last show for August. Though he does have and ISDN line in his house and he might just come on the air sometime and play his iTunes playlist, just you wait...