Howard Stern Tuesday: Same Shit, Different Day

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jun 23, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started off with Riley Martin clips, he's been playing them almost daily, guess he wants to get the most return possible for that $400 he spends on Riley's show. Then a planted caller again brings up Letterman, Howard seems to feel he needs to fuck with him every day now even though the man is in retirement and has hopefully forgotten that Stern ever existed or even better Letterman chuckles knowing that snubbing Stern has him in Howard's head. Two fake bits next, the continuation of this horrible Jeff the Drunk bit and a bit about Bobo's paranoia. Howard pretending to know what the members of Van Halen are thinking and a fake Sal and Richard prank Tan Mom bit lead into interview one, Perez Hilton AGAIN. Typical gay talk and the endless beating to death of the fake Benjy/Perez anal insertion bit were the hallmarks of that 50 minutes. After that Marianne from Brooklyn did the AGT commercial and more Jeff the Drunk crap led into interview number two, Channing Tatum a continuation of Howard and SiriusXM's paid promotion of the Magic Mike movie. This interview took the now standard "This is you life" format and took about an hour and fifteen minutes. They finished off "humpday" with live reads, more fucking Jeff the Drunk and his Lump material, (I don't even listen and I'm sick of that), some contrived JD etiquette bit set up by a planted caller and a couple stale news stories from Shamu's black half. During the obligatory Bruce Jenner mention Howard made reference to how his feet look large and male in women's shoes. I wonder if he knows anyone else like that?
     
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    Robin, I invented cross-dressing. What's Letterman saying about Caitlyn Jenner? Robin?

    Also, does anyone else care to hear Hmus go back and forth with Perez Hilton AND Channing Tatum in the same show? I'm sorry, this show blows. There is nothing that a red blooded 'Merican like myself can take away from this.
     
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    Beth Sucks wrap up is a lot funnier than the show.
     
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    "Channing, in the first Magic Mike movie I noticed that you might be packing a beer can thick cock...is it this true? Robin wants to know of course"
     
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    I was woozy......
    Did Howard fake rant about JTD asking for free shit only to tease a segment/game where Jeff can win something?

    Jeff filled a few hundred thousand dollars of Stern airtime the past two weeks......next up a JTD sponsored game? Jeff gets a iPad and Stern fills several hundred thousand dollars of radio airtime?
     
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    Does anyone think that stupid JTD even knows what an Ipad does?
     
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    Prank calls, Bobo, MFB and Jeff the Drunk - that's pretty sorry content to fill the time not taken up with long interviews and the news. Looks like Howard saved more of his on-air negotiation material for tomorrow's show.

    Grandpa Stern needs to stop with the Letterman talk now that he's retired, but he's a guy who thinks the audience loves Ted Kennedy and Liza Minelli impersonations.
     
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    Howard loves to mock people less fortunate than himself.
     
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    until someone points out what a douche he is...then he denies what he says.
     
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    Fun Fact: Eric Andre is paid to do JTD lump's voice and the voice of JD's father in law
     
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    strangely enough the news is the best part of the show.
     
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    Agreed. He needs to be a guest commentator on a future episode of dawgshed.
     
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    I roll my eyes at the Van Halen stuff.....Howchie harkens back to when he thought he was part of the bad boy metal/hard rock scene, so he thinks he's an expert on those 80's/90's bands.
     
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    Even stuck in my car in morning rush car traffic didn't save any of these bits especially the channing tatum interview. That could not be more boring and for a over an hour...the channel got changed often.
     
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    Thanks, BethS.

    Man, Howard's show sucks. It's hard to believe how good it once was.
     
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    So the guests were Channing Tatum and Perez Hilton. So one interview had a lot of cock talk, homosexual innuendos, and talk about man on man ass play. And the other interview was with Perez Hilton.
     
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    Prime example today when he asked JD what he does when he has to take a "stinky shit" in his small apartment when his girlfriend is there.

    Really nice coming from a multimillionaire who's rarely in the same penthouse/mansion as is wife who doesn't shit.
     
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    Stern has to fake knowledge/relevancy in Pop Culture - and its apparent when he does

    If he and Robin talked about what they really knew they'd be going back and forth talking about their aches and pains and medications and Dr appointments - like other old fogies.
     
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    :jj: I love these write ups