I think it's time to start documenting events from both the perspective of Howard (and staff) while also contrasting them with ... Well... Reality. We start with his wife: Howards version: wife is a beautiful supermodel that loves him, and thoroughly enjoys their together time with no desire to have children or a career, yet is adored by all of Howard's 23 million fans. Reality: This woman is an annoying cunt that used to turn tricks in the middle east after her career as a d-rated catalog mannequin didn't exactly pan out. Her vain efforts at fame meet with trainwreck after trainwreck as Howard's ever-expanding disconnect with average people makes the absurdity of his life take center stage in front of the three audience members not chased away to better entertainment after Howard and Mel schemed to steal a billion dollars.