Howard Stern Wednesday: Ads, Filler, Cock

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started off saying both he and Robin were tired from late nights, he because he talked to his daughter (that's the fake story, Mike) and her because she had a birthday dinner with friends (two fake stories this week, Mike). Then on to an AGT ad, poor Howard is being edited because he's leaving the show (not re-hired) and this will help people not miss him and MFB chimed in with her delusion. Up next was a long ass ad for Periscope featuring Asian Pete again (free content dupe of the week) and Jeff the Drunk. Next up FILLER: Fake Hilary Clinton, an Underdog Lady game and a planted caller brought up late night TV so Howard could dig at Letterman and claim to have more listeners that the combined late night TV shows have viewers. Jon Hein was brought in to discuss ratings, funny that never happens when AGT is mentioned. This was followed by This Is Your Life with Jake Gyllenhaal, an hour and forty minutes of complementing his appearance, talking about Brokeback Mountain and other faggotry. I hope Howard brought a fresh pair of TommyJohn's after that. Almost time to leave, so Howard had to squeeze the live reads in fast and the bulging baboon only got to read a couple stories, so she stuck to the three mainstays, Trump, Cosby and Bruce Jenner. Howard wedged in a plug for his doctor during a discussion about fast food with Jason and Jon Hein. Then all plugged out he hit the road to enjoy another weekend in the Hampton's amidst the stench of cat pee and stale wine.

    http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed

    • Robin's Surprise Party And America's Got Talent Discussions. 07/22/15. 7:00am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 07/22/15. 7:15am
    • Periscope, Asian Pete Food Order And More. 07/22/15. 7:25am
    • Fake Hillary Clinton Calls In. 07/22/15. 8:00am
    • The Underdog Lady Favorite Game. 07/22/15. 8:05am
    • Phone Calls, Late Night TV And More. 07/22/15. 8:20am
    • Eve Video Game Argument Clip. 07/22/15. 8:35am
    • Jake Gyllenhaal Visits. 07/22/15. 8:50am
    • Robin's News. 07/22/15. 10:30am
     
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  2. sz1122

    sz1122 Well-Known Member

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    WOW, I missed nothing again Thanks for the great updates
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Bulging Baboon. You really do have a million of em brother!!!

    Seriously, an hour and 40 minutes with Gyllenhaal? no thanks. I wonder what live reads he squoze in this week? Hey Robin, Speaking of Bruce Jenner, I was just using shittens last night when I took a shit and my bum feels fantastic!
    This editing thing with him btw is a huge freaking delusion.
     
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    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    Great update as usual..."fresh pair of Tommy Johns"...:giggle:
     
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    June DeMay Well-Known Member

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    I wonder why he feels compelled to lie like this? It's not like there are enough people listening who could spread the lie to make it common knowledge. It can't be part of his negotiations with Sirius because they know what his real listener numbers are.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Periscope featuring Asian Pete again your reports are great,but I think you meant medicated,not Asian.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Holy periscope commercial!
     
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    3DayWorkWeek Well-Known Member

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    Another great run-down, bud.

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    puncher VIP Extreme Gold

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    Bulging Baboon....hilarious!! An hour and 40 minutes with Jake???? Talk about show filler...let me guess, as the interview ended he told Jake "you said it all".

    Love these updates....they are better than the show itself!
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    whats periscope
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    :rofl:

    You could hear his creepy half-mast taffy boner over the air.

    "Brokebutt Mountain washh a beauuutiful thing"
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    The Wig: The rest of us can only imagine taking in Heaths beer can thick member Jake. You're really lucky.

    Jake Gyllenhaal: We didn't actually have sex Howard, it was Simul- wait what do you mean I was lucky are you saying-

    The Wig: Jake have you heard of this brand new thing I discovered called the Uber application? It's amazing. My Wife and I use it all the time. It saves the trouble of hailing cabs. And it's easily available for download in the Apple or Google play store!
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    "And now a word from Don Drysdale Underwear!"