Howard Stern Wednesday: Jealousy And Filler To End The "Week"

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started the show mentioning Obama's Twitter account and plugging Dancing With The Stars. Then the first round of Letterman jealousy/bashing, an evil Dave sex game. During this game Howard threw in a YouPorn ad and admitted to jerking off last night to the Teen Sex category, not creepy at all for a 60+ year old guy with three daughters, not that he was looking at chicks. Next Fake Mitt Romney AGAIN and more Letterman bashing. The following segment again started off with more Letterman bashing that morphed into another "questions at a convention" segment, this time a drag convention with some idiot named Matt, who must be willing to work for applesauce. On to another repeat segment, talking about living in Harlem with the staffer Mehmet, just a disguised vehicle for Howard to look down on others. Pro-Clinton, pro gay talk next followed by the obligatory "conservatives suck" clips. On to Game Of Thrones talk with Howard supporting a controversial rape scene, "women are just objects anyhow, right Robin, did I tell you how I saved AGT by moving Heidi's Snapple cup". Another caller telling him how great he is, letting Howard slip in more Letterman jealousy. Jim Breuer AGAIN for the interview, an hour to rehash what's been rehashed many times before, his dad and SNL. Howard's inability to comprehend normal human emotions is the only thing of interest in that hour. Live reads next including one for a monumental product designed to not let things fall between your cars seats. Only the biggest and best advertise on the Stern Show. In between reads, Howard bashed Letterman some more, mocked his "friend" Jimmy Kimmel for displaying emotion about Letterman's retirement and applauded himself for his vapid NYTimes quotes about Letterman. The bloated boar read a couple stories from yesterday's paper and Howard was off to seethe in jealousy about the attention given to Letterman for at least a 10 day vacation. I'm sure his first show back will include an in depth analysis of Letterman's final show, long after everyone else has stopped talking about it, with Dave enjoying Montana and trying to remove thoughts of the wigged queen from his mind.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed
    • Dancing With The Stars Spoilers. 05/20/15. 7:00am
    • Evil Dave Recording Session Clips And Sex Knowledge Game. 05/20/15. 7:05am
    • Fake Mitt Romney And Howard Takes Calls. 05/20/15. 7:30am
    • A Big Foot Update. 05/20/15. 8:00am
    • Drag Convention Interviews And More. 05/20/15. 8:10am
    • Mehmet's Living In Harlem Experience. 05/20/15. 8:25am
    • Audio Clips, Phone Calls And More. 05/20/15. 8:40am
    • Jim Breuer Visits. 05/20/15. 9:15am
    • Robin's News
     
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  2. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Well, @BethSucks you hit it out of the park again.....
    Takeaways of the day:
    Howard shoe-horning in his limited basketball knowledge regarding a Knicks draft pick, he had no idea what he was talking about, but I assume it is some way to maintain his "free tickets next to Taylor Swift" status.
    Robin demeaning the Air Force, and the fact that they are "not on the ground" Stupid Military Manatee liar....
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  3. BlackDiamond

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    If anyone is looking for a screen name... "Bloated Boar" would be great... And the name of my next album will be " work for applesauce"...
     
  4. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Jim Breuer's dad is turning into Howard's "walking to St. Louis one weekend"
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Glad you mentioned Robin and the Air Force, I couldn't understand it very well from MarksFriggin.
     
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    Haven't listened or paid attention to grandma stern in half a year - why is he squirting so many tears about Letterman? Wasn't Letterman nice enough to knowingly tank his show and ratings for a night by letting grandma come on there one last time?

    I think that newspaper had it right:Howard stern really is a fucking idiot.
     
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    the leading news last night in the boston area was about some irs agent on hold with howie meanwhile he was taking information from a client.guess all the personal info was being broadcasted on the show

    anyone know about this :dontknow:
     
  8. BethSucks

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    I think there's two things going on here:

    The very obvious one is that Howard is jealous of all the attention and accolades being given to Letterman as he leaves, Howard can't stand positive attention on someone he considers a peer.

    The other is that Howard is losing the vehicle that he used to promote himself when he made a career change, something that is going to happen in some form or other very soon.
     
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    I wish Robin would shut the fuck up about the George Stephanopolous thing.
     
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    Robin's story on her Air Force career has changed so many times that I'm putting it right up with Hmus' Vietnam stories in factuality.

    Robin, Game of Thrones was better this week because there was some cock. If I wrote for these shows, I would ensure that we'd have an injection of cock every week....right Robin? Robin?
     
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    Unlike George Costanza, Howard is not finishing the 3 day week on a high note.

    With Letterman retiring, Howard should also stop with the evil Dave character, but it provides valuable filler. It looked like Sal has been busy in the back room with a phony call involving a helium tank - great stuff for paying subscribers.
     
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    You can tell from all the subtle (and not so subtle) little digs Howard directs at Letterman that he's insanely jealous of all the publicity Dave is getting. It's especially despicable that he tries to get attention by telling everyone he's such a great admirer and supporter of Dave, when he's always been critical and passive-aggressive towards him. The gift of the painting to Dave's wife was especially disingenuous, especially since he never had anything nice to say about her in the past and referred to her as plain and unattractive.
     
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    Great round up, BethSucks.

    Breuer again! Howard has a comedian in and all he can do is his by the numbers interview? Howard's a douche who shouldn't be behind a mic.
     
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    he's going to beat the shit out of the evil dave bit, because he doesn't have anything else. And he works for lunch coupons.
     
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    It was funny when Howard said there wouldn't be a reason to have Evil Dave on after Letterman retired, then played bits with Mitt Romney and Charlie Sheen impersonators. Most of his lame attempts at humor are based on people who haven't done anything relevant or newsworthy in years.
     
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    I tuned into about a minute of the Breuer interview today and it was the same old shit (quite literally). How many more Jim's father shitting himself stories can people take especially since the guy is dead now?
     
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    Did Howard denigrate The terrific appearance by Bill Murray on Letterman last night? Naturally a man like him couldn't comprehend getting his Gothic Skater outfit messy from cake and rubes on the street coming up and meeting him and touching him.
     
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    but Mitt just did a charity boxing event with Evander Holyfield, so it's apropos, Right Robin? Robin?
     
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    Jimmy B was pretty funny today.
     
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