Howard Stern Wednesday: Stroking Out To End The Week

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    As in stroking the old queen's ass. The reason for Howard's anger at the phones being down yesterday became quickly apparent today. He had a whole line-up of douchebags set up to stroke his ass about his horrific Letterman appearance. First some guy, Brian Koppelman that said it was "the best appearance ever", big surprise. Howard seems to be reliving that kiss over and over in his mind again, no surprise there. The chorus of irrelevant impersonators continued with fake Liam Neeson and fake Charlie Sheen. Howard then went on to stroke himself for boring the world with a two hour interview with James Taylor before throwing in an embedded Apple ad involving Beth and 50 Shades of Gay. Two more rounds of fake Charlie Sheen and some rehashed Benjy vortex brought him to the interview, almost one and a half hours with a female MMA fighter. As far as the interview TL,DR, I can't imagine a closeted gay man who spends his weekend painting watercolors and listening to Sia being able to conduct a valid interview with an MMA fighter. Back to beating a dead horse after the interview, two more calls from fake Charlie Sheen and a shout out to Marianne "Delusional Cunt" Garvey for writing an article suggesting Howard's chair should be in the Smithsonian. Back to ass licking with Bobo, then another call from fake Charlie Sheen. Next what looks like an incredibly fake and contrived segment involving Sal and Ronnie being hypnotized. On to the live reads after that. In between reads MFB got her chance to lick taint about the Letterman appearance, fake Charlie Sheen called in again, HPE bullshit and a couple useless news stories from the cackling water buffalo. Finally with another "week" of radio gold in the books, Howard can helicopter off to the Hampton's for some painting, some almonds and some wondering where his wife is.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed

    • Phone Calls, Letterman, Sour Shoes And James Taylor. 05/13/15. 7:00am
    • James Taylor And TV And Movie Discussions. 05/13/15. 7:30am
    • Ronda Rousey Visits. 05/13/15. 7:55am
    • Phone Calls And Various Discussions. 05/13/15. 9:25am
    • Ronnie And Sal Get Hypnotized. 05/13/15. 9:50am
    • Robin's News. 05/13/15. 10:35am
     
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  2. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Thank God I barely hear any of this anymore... but I do know those celebrity impersonators spew some of the unfunniest shit I've ever heard.
     
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    With 2 long interviews of James Taylor and Rousey taking up a lot of the 12 hour work week, you'd think they would deliver better material to paying customers than another horrible hypnotism bit and more fake celeb calls mixed in with clandestine ads. At least the fake Charlie Sheen and Liam Neeson are more relevant than Liza Minelli.
     
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    Ronda Rousey was the only in-studio guest today?
     
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  5. bznick

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    WTF? Multiple rounds of Charlie Sheen imitations??? In 2011 that would've been acceptable but holy shit that's bad. Looking forward to evil/fake Ernie Hudson calls next week or maybe fake Casper Van Dien.
     
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    Glad the wig has the rest of the week off to rest. What a jam packed bunch of shows this week.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Is this all about whalcock?
    Howardtv is long gone but Stern never stopped video recording interviews.
    Loophole? Can Stern use all these interview videos at Whalecock without Sirius consent/compensation??
     
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    Robin, Charlie Sheen is some topical shit....WINNING, right Robin? Robin?
     
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    All that staff working full time for 12 hours of show minus those interviews and Booey can't put together a better show?
     
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    I suspect the wig cancelled all auxiliary shows so the staff can research and give the wig enough notes to fill a 1 to 2 hour interview.
     
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    May 13, 2015 #12
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Right after Stern lost his lawsuit with Sirius the next prank went into motion.
     
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    But they don't count the families that watch youtube together Robin.....Robin?
     
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    ok
    it's weird the difference in views for some episodes
     
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    "11 wins zero losses, yeah that's nice Rhond- Can you tell us about your ex boyfriend nudes? I've been trying to find them online but all these sim cards and stop buffering are Keeping me from obtaining them."
     
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    Paul McCarthy gave a 2 hour concert on Wallstreet last night for the Robin Hood Foundation.
    Filled with stars, including Oprah, Fallon, Mat Lauer. Wiggy wasn't invited even though him and Paul McCarthney are best friends.
    I bet Howard would have loved to go and shake down all the billionaires there for money for his wife's vanity charity but to go Howard would have had to donate.
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Well-Known Member

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    it seems he has 3,000 listeners

    but that Madonna video had 200,000 views, so maybe he's right to go to an interview show.

    I think it helps after each interview or Letterman appearance, he spins on his next day show total bullshit about the interview or appearance so you think you need to go on his channel or youtube and watch.
     
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    It was probably past his bed time anyways.
     
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