Howard Stern Wednesday: TGIW - Last Ads Of The Grueling Week

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard started off talking about going to dinner with some old friends and talking about the girls they all fucked (that's the fake story Mike). Even if he did, how sad, a bunch of retirement age men talking about summer camp, paging Al Bundy and Uncle Rico. Then combined plugs for AGT, the Bachelorette and Falling Skies. A strange compliment to SiriusXM next, (could those idiots have caved to his demands yet again), leading into a very muddled segment about phony phone calls, Chris Wilding and Stern's vomit inducing Vietnam stories. A long Periscope ad with Jeff the Drunk came next followed by a talk with Hanzi, Hanzi brought up Howard selling out for cash and being gay, looks like Hanzi has been reading the Shed. BeetleJuice came in next, looks like a bunch of contrived questions and a fake "Beetlejuice's son", more comedy gold for the crew stuck endlessly on fake callers. Filler next, Bryan Cranston mad that JD never thanked him (bullshit), Crazy Alice on tape, Bill Cosby talk AGAIN and the obligatory Marianne from Brooklyn call rimming Howard's ass about his brilliant AGT performance that circled the drain in the ratings. Then an hour with Jillian Barberie AGAIN, you couldn't pay me to read that shit. Live reads finished up the long week, looks like once again the Negro narcissist read her tired stories without much input from Howard She did insert a plug for the AGT 10th anniversary special tonight claiming AGT has been averaging 12.5 million viewers a week. Nice job adding the replays into the viewer number instead of just the one number that counts. When they discussed the Bruce Jenner show ratings they only used the figure for the first showing not the combined numbers. Typical for "the most honest guy in the business". With it getting to be the peak of summer I hope that Hampton's palace is reeking of cat piss as Howard lounges through another four day break busying himself with all manner of gay activities and marble collecting schemes.

    http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed

    • Howard's Dinner With Friends. 07/29/15. 7:00am
    • SiriusXM News, Prank Calls And More. 07/29/15. 7:05am
    • Phone Calls, Song Parodies And More. 07/29/15. 7:30am
    • Jeff The Drunk Periscope Clips. 07/29/15. 7:45am
    • A Few Minutes With Hanzi. 07/29/15. 7:55am
    • Beetlejuice Visits. 07/29/15. 8:00am
    • Bryan Cranston Comic-Con Clip And JD. 07/29/15. 8:40am
    • Voicemail, Song Parodies, Phone Calls And More. 07/29/15. 8:50am
    • Jillian Barberie Visits. 07/29/15. 9:05am
    • Jillian Barberie Turns Down A Date. 07/29/15. 10:00am
    • Robin's News. 07/29/15. 10:10am
    • Wrap Up Show Coverage Coming Later. 07/29/15.
     
  2. DTF296

    DTF296 Well-Known Member

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    BooeyBanana Well-Known Member

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    King of No Media!!!!!!
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    great synopsis,better than actually listening to the HSS
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    "Negro narcissist"

    Ban please... of wait, never mind :eek:
     
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    Maybe he should be the KOOM
    King of Old Media.


    He's today's equivalent of Steve Allen. Right down to the wig.
     
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    Bye the bye, the 12.5 million viewers number includes all of the millions of AGT watch parties that invariably happen.
     
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    I sure hope not. What was the compliment?
     
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    Too funny. Can't believe I used to listen and look forward to the show being on. Great recap @BethSucks
     
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    Today was the first time I've heard Howard called out for writing in both of his books that being gay is a choice. (A choice that men make to avoid growing up and facing responsibilities, to be specific.)

    Howard merely said, "Yeah, I was wrong!" then accused Hanzi of being unable to admit when he was wrong.

    So that's it, huh? Taking two seconds to say you were wrong -- and in an agetated tone -- is sufficient accountability?
     
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    When has he ever taken responsibility for any of his BS? You know better than anyone else here. This is just more verification that he sucks it sideways to me.
     
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    That asshole Jillian Barbarie is disturbing looking now

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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Funny that Beetlejuice's son is also Jeff the Drunk's Lump.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Are we sure the nicest guy on the planet Bryan Cranston is mad at JD? Are we sure that this isn't just another "Staff bashing" show filler thing? :rolleyes:
     
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    Jillian Barbarie again? Let me guess the conversation...Howie asked her if she would do him, and she said "of course"....brilliant Stern. Oh..wait..let me guess....she told the story of having a gun held to her head during sex. Nice booking Gary. A 3 day week, and Gary brings in Jillian. Nice.

    And nice of Robin to talk about AGT ratings...only to include the replay numbers so Howie looks good of course. No mention that this season is the lowest rated AGT season in history...by far. The "most honest man in show business" and "the worlds largest vegan" at it again I see.....distorting the truth.
     
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    I wonder why Howard is still talking up AGT? They didn't re-sign him and they're editing him out of the show. He must be contractually liable to talk up AGT a certain number of minutes a show.
     
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    It'll look better for the lawsuit. "I said how great AGT is even after they wouldn't agree to add all SiriusXM numbers to my AGT milestone, right Robin? I was good to them til the end and they never treated me like a partner. Is A G T three companies or one?"
     
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    Voodoo economics
     
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    Now? She's always been a cross-eyed, annoying idiot.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    I made through Hanzi call and Beet. Under protest.

    Props to Hanzi (did I just type that) for getting a few digs in. Howard's stammering defense was "you are on medication" 5-6 times

    I wonder how many pills the Polish Prom Queen is on shuffling around her mausoleums.
     
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