Howard Stern Wig Theory Wrap-Up

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    2012 has been a banner time for the once reviled and ridiculed field of Wig Theory. This newfound respectability and vigor merits a round-up of the recent research within the discipline.

    The goal here is not to elicit new discussion but to document all the good work by academicians to date, and to avoid needless duplication of effort by these scholars.


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    [TD]January 2012[/TD]
    [TD]http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/9733-Is-Howards-hair-real[/TD]
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    [TD]February 2012:[/TD]
    [TD]http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/10308-Howard-Arriving-at-Letterman/[/TD]
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    [TD]March 2012:[/TD]
    [TD]http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/15826-More-possible-proof-of-Wig/[/TD]
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    [TD]April 2012:[/TD]
    [TD]http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/19510-Proof-of-the-wig-!!!![/TD]
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    [TD]http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/19575-Breaking-Wiggy-wig-news[/TD]
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    [TD]http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthrea...rip-off-Howards-wig-without-tearing-his-scalp[/TD]
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    Of special note to professionals is the high resolution photo of Mr. Stern's jauntily cocked chapeau in the first post at http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthrea...Howard-and-Beth-Stern-at-New-York-Knicks-Game

    and this thread in which we located the controversial full original Channel 9 Show video of the famous wrestling reveal: http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/11165-Will-the-media-finally-expose-Howards-wig-at-ATG

    For science and for the future of our great nation....
     
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    "Jaunitly cocked chapeau"

    :lol:
     
  3. Jim Lahey

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    Lol. Wonder if we can get City College to offer a Minor in Wig Studies?
     
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    I'm telling you, this is important.
     
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    God. This is shaping up like a dissertation. :jj:
     
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    That's the best part! We need to attack with logic and pictures! :cheer2:
     
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    the funny thing is howard is now trapped in his own bullshit, destined to wear his stupid wig forever. Can't wait to see pics of an old feeble howard drooling while sitting in his wheelchair with long, dark, curly hair.
     
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    Oooh. will there be a powerpoint slideshow and an interactive web user interface?

    Sorry. Nerds get excited over the most ridiculous things.
     
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    Just quoting this for posterity. Hahahaha
     
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    Surely you're not taking the OP hyperbole seriously?
     
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    Baby Gorilla had his web of drug lies. Wiggy has his wig lies. The Wig was all like "step into my parlor". He's not gettin' out. Ever. The Wig will follow him to the land of the dead. Wiggy will be buried in it.

    :rip:
     
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    Hopefully Thurston Wiggy III will lie in state with his fingers wrapped around a jeweled bottle of wig glue. I'd give props to Beth for posing him that way before the coffin lid is shut for the last time.
     
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