Stern Show Howard Stern Wins Best Men's Hair In America

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by njguy8, Jan 10, 2016.

  1. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    136,639
    Joined:
    May 30, 2012
    Messages:
    6,182
    Likes Received:
    10,865
    Do wonders never cease?

    Could anyone honestly believe this horseshit?????

    Ladies and Gentlemen, get ready to feel sick in your stomach.



    http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/a...ard-stern-has-best-men-s-hair-in-america-poll

      • Howard Stern Has Best Men's Hair In America: Poll
        • February 3, 2015 at 1:20 PM (PT)
          1 Comment
        • [​IMG]
          Howard Stern: King Of All Follicles

          Add another honor to the King of All Media: HOWARD STERN has the best men's hair in AMERICA, according to website GROOMINGLOUNGE.COM.

          In a survey of more than 40 professional barbers and men’s hairstylists that work in the company’s iconic Upscale Barbershop & Men’s Spas, the website has declared the SIRIUSXM personality as the "Best Men's Hair in America," beating out the likes of Top 5 finishers BRADLEY COOPER, CHRIS HEMSWORTH, RYAN REYNOLDS and GEORGE CLOONEY.

          “For the last 12 years, our now iconic shops have taken care of nothing but men’s hair – so our team knows a thing or two about guys and their locks,” said company founder MIKE GILMAN. “And when we asked our experienced team which celebrity has the ‘best hair’ – HOWARD STERN won the majority of the votes.”

          Voting by the GROOMING LOUNGE’s barbers and stylists was based on a variety of criteria, including health, versatility, uniqueness, thickness, coverage and hair-to-face ratio.

          Others receiving votes included QUESTLOVE, ROBERT PATTINSON and RUSSELL BRAND.

          “We were totally surprised that HOWARD won this first-ever vote,” said GILMAN. “We love the guy’s show and he definitely has hair that stands out; we just never guessed our professionals would say his was the best.”

          To commemorate the honor, GROOMINGLOUNGE.COM will be sending the superstar a hair-related trophy, certain to go right next to his 'Private Parts" BLOCKBUSTER AWARD and the GARY PUPPET.

          This should put to rest the rumors that STERN wears a hairpiece ... or not.
    - See more at: http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/a...n-s-hair-in-america-poll#sthash.kb7IhmOB.dpuf
     
    puncher and TheHighHat like this.
  2. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

    Reputations:
    142,154
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    6,909
    Likes Received:
    22,890
    "Robin, I want to thank Grandpa Saul, Toni Coburn, Ralph Cirella, and big thick cock for this prestigious award."
     
  3. kingofallmessicans

    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

    Reputations:
    17,748
    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2015
    Messages:
    1,720
    Likes Received:
    4,585
    :haha:I hope he wins it every year well into his 70's. He never wins this award until he's 64, and wins it every year from then on out. I wonder if Howie has anyone on to give him an award and be pushed out of the studio ASAP. :giggle:
     
    ARM, OV, Honkey Donkey and 4 others like this.
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

    Reputations:
    116,015
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,086
    Likes Received:
    22,485
    February 3rd, 2015


    Jus sayin
     
    Tracy, Elisa Jane, cah155 and 3 others like this.
  5. DaTenses

    DaTenses Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    18,559
    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2015
    Messages:
    3,177
    Likes Received:
    4,824
    follow the money...this will lead back to howard paying for this honor
     
  6. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    136,639
    Joined:
    May 30, 2012
    Messages:
    6,182
    Likes Received:
    10,865

    I know but figured since it's an annual event, being just 1 year off didn't seem like too much. Not to mention, Howard's hair hasn't changed a but since that date last year. Not a bit. The glue is still holding on tight.

    Still a good catch.
     
    ARM, Honkey Donkey and Mr Fantastic like this.
  7. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    77,733
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2012
    Messages:
    11,279
    Likes Received:
    15,853
    The best marketing ploy in a while. A company that sells men's hair and shaving products issue a press release that Howard wins the best hair award and the press runs with it because it is so ridiculous and Howard has the owner on the air because he is such a narcissist. All for the cost of issuing a press release.
     
    ARM, OV, Tracy and 4 others like this.
  8. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    339,542
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,550
    Likes Received:
    58,665
  9. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    83,520
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    25,330
    Likes Received:
    17,803
    Sure it didn't say "Store Bought"?
     
    Mulletude likes this.
  10. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    136,639
    Joined:
    May 30, 2012
    Messages:
    6,182
    Likes Received:
    10,865

    My apologies. I didn't mean to dup an existing thread. Sorry about that.
     
  11. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    339,542
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,550
    Likes Received:
    58,665
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

    Reputations:
    240,910
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    38,758
    Likes Received:
    39,515
    Stern does have the best men's hair in the country. It's not all his, but it's the best money can buy.
     
    ARM, Mr Fantastic, reno and 1 other person like this.
  13. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    47,336
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2012
    Messages:
    5,896
    Likes Received:
    8,669
  14. rogmar

    rogmar Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,199
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2015
    Messages:
    1,291
    Likes Received:
    1,917
    Are we in a time machine?
     
  15. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    395,876
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    60,261
    Likes Received:
    55,608
  16. funnymoney

    funnymoney Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    41,127
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2014
    Messages:
    858
    Likes Received:
    2,122
    This is old, seems like it was coordinated to generate traffic to their site through on air HSS mentions, similar to the other site who named Howard the most fuckable man. It seems that if some random web site names Howard at the top of a list he will mention it on air. It's also possible that the site was involved in a deliberate effort to bring back the short jheri curl. Either that or it's promoting the wet short black curly hair system that's fairly inexpensive and easy to maintain for an older gentleman clinging to his rock look, depending on who you ask -- allegedly.
     
    ARM likes this.
  17. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    324,703
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    13,719
    Likes Received:
    40,634
    Should be for the best wig in America.
     
    Nick Manning and Turkeyneck like this.
  18. Rabid Dogman

    Rabid Dogman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,015
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2014
    Messages:
    1,394
    Likes Received:
    1,853
    If this wasn't a fake award that Howard's agent paid for, I'd be more upset.
     
    njguy8 likes this.
  19. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    111,647
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    4,044
    Likes Received:
    12,628
    Was Phil a previous winner?

    [​IMG]

    I can't remember.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    317,727
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,742
    Likes Received:
    59,653
    And a bunch of nerds' heads explode :jj: